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I am hanging in the bathroom

我一个人在浴室里晃悠

At the biggest party of the fall

地点是秋季最大的派对上

I could stay right here or disappear

待在这里或直接消失

And nobody'd even notice at all

估计都没有人会发现

I'm a creeper in a bathroom

我是浴室里的可怜虫

'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone

因为我哥们好像抛下了我

But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly

我宁愿装作去小便，也不愿尬站着

Or pretend to check a text on my phone

或者一遍一遍假装发短信

Everything felt fine

一切都随缘吧

When I was half of a pair

当我孤身一人的时候

For no fault of mine

我的小伙伴离开了我

There's no other half there

这根本就不是我的错

Now I'm just

现在只有

Michael in the bathroom

Michael独在浴室

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Michael独在派对的浴室

Forget how long it's been

过了多久也浑然不知

I'm just

就只有

Michael in the bathroom

Michael独在浴室

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Michael独在派对的浴室

No you can't come in

谁都别进来

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave

我想等到结束时离开

And picking at grout as I softly grieve

搅着泥浆，暗自神伤

I'm just Michael who you don't know

我只是没人认识的Michael

Michael flying solo

落单的Michael

Michael in the bathroom by himself

独在浴室，孤身一人的Michael

All by himself

孤独到头

I am hiding but he's out there

我躲在这里，他却在外面逍遥

Just ignoring all our history

完全忘了我们过去的美好

Memories get erased

回忆被抹去

And I'll get replaced

我也被代替

With a newer cooler version of me

比我更新，更酷的替代品

And I hear a drunk girl

我听见一个醉酒的姑娘走来

Sing along to Whitney through the door

隔着门高唱惠姨的歌

"I wanna dance with somebody"

“我想和某某跳舞”

And my feelings sink

我的思绪逐渐低沉

'Cause it makes me think

因为我霎时间想到

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

再也没有人我一起捉弄她们

Now it's just

就只有

Michael in the bathroom

Michael独在浴室

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Michael独在派对的浴室

I half regret the beers

我有点后悔喝酒了

Michael in the bathroom

Michael独在浴室

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Michael独在派对的浴室

As I choke back the tears

我只能强忍住泪水

I'll wait as long as I need 'til my face is dry

慢慢等，等到它自然流干

Or I'll just blame it on ****

Or something in my eye

要么我就说是眼里进沙

I'm just Michael who you don't know

我只是没人认识的Michael

Michael flying solo

落单的Michael

Michael in the bathroom by himself

独在浴室，孤身一人的Michael

Knock knock knock knock

敲敲敲敲

They're gonna start to shout soon

他们马上就要喊我了

Knock knock knock knock

敲敲敲敲

Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

等等，我马上就好

Knock knock knock knock

敲敲敲敲

It sucks he left me here alone

他就这样抛弃我也是没谁了

Knock knock knock knock

敲敲敲敲

Here in this teenage battlezone

困在这个少年修罗场里

Clang clang clang clang

锵锵锵锵

I feel the pressure blowing up

我觉得我随时都要爆炸

Bang bang bang bang

梆梆梆梆

My big mistake was showing up

马上就要出糗了

Splash splash splash splash

洒洒洒洒

I throw some water in my face

我赶紧往脸上洒满水

And I am in a better place

现在感觉好多了

I go to open up the door

我起身准备去开门

But I can't hear knocking anymore

但却再也听不到敲门声

And I can't help but yearn

我情不自禁地向往

For a different time

能在另一片时空里

And then I look in the mirror

然后我望向镜子

And the present is clearer

这场景再清楚不过

And there's no denying

毫无疑问

I'm just

就只有

At a party

在这派对上

Is there a sadder sight than

还有比这更惨的吗

Hmhmm hm hm hmhmmm

Hmhmm hm hm hmhmmm

Michael in the bathroom at a party

Michael独在派对的浴室

This is a heinous night

这一晚过得真是不堪回首

I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

真希望我今晚自已一个人待在床上看片

Or I'd offed myself instead

不然我宁愿选择自杀

Wish I was never born

宁愿自己从未来过

I'm just Michael who's a loner

因为我只是孤独而又不合群的Michael

So he must be a stoner

他肯定醉得不省人事

Rides a PT cruiser

骑着PT巡逻车

God he's such a loser

老天怎么会有这种废材

Michael flying solo

留下落单的Michael

Who you think that you know

你们自以为认识的Michael

Michael in the bathroom by himself

独在浴室，孤身一人的Michael

All by himself

孤独到头

All by himself

孤独到头

All you know about me is my name

除去名字，没有人真正认识我

Awesome party

派对不错

I'm so glad I came

很高兴我没错过