作词 : slim shady

作曲 : slim shady/Slim Fey

Slim Shady brain dead like Jim Brady

I'm a M80 you Lil' like that Kim lady

I'm buzzin Dirty Dozen naughty rotten rhymer

Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer

You wacker than the you bit your style from

You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album

Admit it  it while we comin out in the open

I'm doin acid crack smack coke and smokin  then

My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)

I have a disease and they don't know what to call it

Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash

Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass

I'm comin out swingin so fast it'll make your eyes spin

You gettin knocked the  out like Mike Tyson

The +Proof+ is in the puddin just ask the Deshaun Holton

I'll slit your mothein throat worse than Ron Goldman

So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin  the World like Tupac

I just don't give a

Talkin that shit behind my back dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack

I just don't give a

So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack

I just don't give a

But see me on the street and duck

Cause you gon' get stuck stoned and snuffed

Cause I just don't give a

I'm Nicer than Pete but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone

I'm Everlast ing I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone

I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason

I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin

Flavor with no seasonin this is the sneak preview

I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review

I'll make your freak leave you smell the Folgers crystals

This is a lyrical combat gentlemen hold your pistols

But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles

Slim Shady Eminem was the old initials (Bye bye)

Extortion snortin supportin abortion

Pathological liar blowin shit out of proportion

The looniest zaniest spontaneous sporadic

Impulsive thinker compulsive drinker addict

Half animal half man

Dumpin your dead body inside of a trash can

With more holes than an Afghan

So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin the World like Tupac

I just don't give a

Talkin that shit behind my back dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack

I just don't give a

So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack

I just don't give a

But see me on the street and duck

Cause you gon' get stuck stoned and snuffed

Cause I just don't give a

Somebody let me out this limousine (hey let me out)

I'm a caged demon on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine

I'm convinced I'm a fiend shootin up while this record is spinnin

Clinically brain dead I don't need a second opinion

droppin the jewel I'm flippin the sacred treasure

I'll bite your mothein style just to make it fresher

I can't take the pressure I'm sick of

Sick of naggin bosses in while I'm washin dishes

In school I never said much too busy havin a headrush

Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush

Then I went to Jim Beam that's when my face grayed

Went to gym in eighth grade raped the women's swim team

Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian

Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again

I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median

Finally made it home but I don't got the key to get in

So when you see me on your block with two glocks

Screamin the World like Tupac

I just don't give a

Talkin that shit behind my back dirty mackin

tellin your boys that I'm on crack

I just don't give a

So put my tape back on the rack

Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack

I just don't give a

But see me on the street and duck

Cause you gon' get stuck stoned and snuffed

Cause I just don't give a