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[00:00.179]From "Avenue Q"

[00:00.431]演唱：胥子含YAYA

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[00:00.929]Finally! I gotta teach a whole lesson all by myself!

[00:04.600]And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern

[00:09.347]the internet!

[00:10.597]The internet is really really great.

[00:14.345]For porn!

[00:15.846]I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.

[00:19.600]For porn!

[00:21.100]There's always some new site.

[00:22.846]For porn!

[00:23.595]I browse all day and night.

[00:25.597]For porn!

[00:26.347]It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.

[00:30.095]For porn!

[00:31.346]Trekkie!

[00:31.597]The internet is for porn!

[00:34.095]The internet is for porn!

[00:36.850]Why do you think the net was born?

[00:39.513]Porn! Porn! Porn!

[00:42.263]Trekkie! What are you doing?

[00:44.016]Hello, Kate Monster.

[00:45.515]You are ruining my song.

[00:47.263]Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

[00:49.518]Well, if you wouldn't mind, please

[00:51.515]being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

[00:54.016]Okey-dokey.

[00:54.515]Good.

[00:55.513]I'm glad we have this new technology.

[00:59.266]For porn. Oop!

[01:00.514]Which gives us untold opportunity.

[01:04.264]For porn! Ooops, sorry!

[01:05.514]Right from your own desktop...

[01:07.518]For p----.

[01:08.268]You can research, browse and shop...

[01:11.017]Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!

[01:14.516]For porn!

[01:15.693]Trekkie!

[01:16.190]The internet is for porn!

[01:18.693]The internet is for porn!

[01:21.377]Me up all night honking me horn

[01:23.621]to porn, porn, porn!

[01:26.622]That's gross! You're a pervert!

[01:29.624]Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

[01:32.372]No, really, you're a pervert!

[01:34.375]Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

[01:39.797]Ohhhhh?

[01:40.793]What?

[01:41.798]You have no idea!

[01:44.798]Ready, normal people?

[01:46.043]Ready!

[01:46.545]Ready!

[01:46.798]Ready!

[01:47.293]Let me hear it!

[01:48.543]The internet is for porn.

[01:50.548]Sorry, Kate!

[01:51.294]The internet is for porn.

[01:53.047]I masturbate!

[01:53.793]All these guys unzip their flies for...

[01:56.544]Porn! Porn! Porn!

[01:58.968]Porn~ Porn~

[02:01.215]Hold on a second!

[02:02.215]What?

[02:03.215]Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,

[02:06.216]Check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

[02:08.966]That's correct.

[02:09.965]And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com!

[02:14.466]Sure.

[02:14.965]And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

[02:18.468]Yes, I do!

[02:20.469]And you Hopkins, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

[02:25.216]True.

[02:26.219]But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm?

[02:31.715]Yeah.

[02:32.216]Ewww!

[02:33.391]The internet is for porn.

[02:35.639]The internet is for porn.

[02:38.639]Grab your dick and double click

[02:40.890]For porn! Porn! Porn!

[02:43.639]Poooorn!

[02:45.887]Poooorn!

[02:48.636]The internet is for,

[02:49.641]Internet is for,

[02:50.888]Internet is for porn!

[02:52.890]I hate the internet!