[00:00.000] 作词 : 阿萨Aza

[00:00.594] 作曲 : 阿萨Aza

[00:01.189]作词 : 阿萨Aza

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[00:01.439]作曲 : 阿萨Aza

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[00:01.689]翻唱：馆长

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[00:01.938]后期：临安

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[00:03.123]台词：

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[00:03.371]诶 说书的

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[00:04.373]听说你这行挺赚的嘛？

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[00:07.065]哎 这里有个故事

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[00:08.307]你且听好

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[00:17.991]那一天走在大街上

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[00:19.990]看到个说书先生在赶趟

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[00:21.997]戴着墨镜扛旗挎着包

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[00:24.240]还背个吉他怀里抱了只猫（喵~）

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[00:26.240]我好奇上前掏钱包

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[00:28.242]想问他干这一行管不管饱

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[00:30.237]他拿起吉他放下了猫

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[00:32.489]这里有个故事，你且听好

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[00:34.989]他说曾经有座庙 里有个和尚

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[00:36.985]每天都穿着破烂的衣裳

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[00:39.237]有一天遇见了上山的姑娘

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[00:40.984]鼓起勇气 问她去何方

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[00:43.177]那姑娘看了眼摇了摇头

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[00:44.926]噢 你不是我的真命天郎

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[00:46.931]吼 拜托我只是个小和尚

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[00:48.679]谁会还俗和你去那骗人的远方

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[00:49.936]woo~

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[00:50.929]台词：

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[00:53.177]从前有座庙

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[00:55.927]庙里有个和尚

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[00:59.677]那姑娘上了山

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[01:02.679]说：“哎，你不是我的真命天郎！”

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[01:07.677]那天雪下得我快冻僵

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[01:09.676]但那说书先生脸很烫

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[01:11.676]戴着墨镜扛旗挎着包

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[01:13.926]还弹着吉他敞衣漏了胸毛（吹哨~）

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[01:15.932]我好奇打断他的热浪

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[01:18.186]夸夸先生您这身体真好

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[01:19.928]他放下吉他拿起了猫

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[01:21.927]这里有个故事，你且听好

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[01:24.687]他说曾经有座庙 里有个和尚

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[01:26.676]每天都穿着破烂的衣裳

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[01:28.681]有一天梦见了上山的姑娘

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[01:30.689]拿着花问你老家什么地方

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[01:32.432]那姑娘看了眼摇了摇头

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[01:34.440]噢 你不是我的真命天郎

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[01:36.424]吼 拜托我只是个小和尚

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[01:38.692]只想体验一下书中写的诗与远方

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[01:39.426]woo~

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[01:40.441]台词：

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[01:42.629]那天雪下的很大

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[01:45.879]诶 我梦见了她

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[01:47.626]她又说

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[01:50.377]“你不是真命天郎！”

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[01:52.888]我！哎！【委屈巴巴】

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[01:57.126]故事讲到这里我有点迷茫

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[01:59.123]你说的是小和尚还是庙里那个方丈

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[02:01.125]说书先生 他摇了摇头 望了望天

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[02:03.135]OK 这里有个故事 我且听好

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[02:05.876]他说曾经有座庙 里有个和尚

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[02:07.625]每天都穿着破烂的衣裳

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[02:10.125]有一天遇见了上山的姑娘

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[02:11.384]鼓起勇气 问她去何方

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[02:13.883]那姑娘看了眼摇了摇头

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[02:16.126]噢 你不是我的真命天郎

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[02:17.876]吼 拜托我只是个小和尚

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[02:19.880]谁会还俗和你去那骗人的远方

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[02:22.622]我说曾经有座庙 里有个和尚

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[02:24.626]每天都穿着破烂的衣裳

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[02:26.876]那一天遇见了上山的姑娘

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[02:29.557]心中佛气 忘了个精光

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[02:30.557]那先生看了眼摇了摇头

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[02:32.808]噢 这人心还是不得不防

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[02:34.560]我说 没事儿 我也是个小和尚

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[02:36.811]所以只能站在原地目送您去远方

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[02:53.804]woo~