[00:03.06]五星连珠

[00:07.67]苦佬：不如讲个笑话大家听丫,好无呀?呀,好呀呢~

[00:11.22]有个化学老师就问佢个学生喇,”水系由咩组成架?”

[00:16.14]咁个学生就话”HIJKLMNO”

[00:20.29]”咩黎架?边个教你架?”

[00:22.35]个学生就答喇”H2O丫嘛,即系H to O啦,咪HIJKLMNO啰”

[00:29.47]哈哈……………………………………………唔work添…

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[00:46.53]苦荣：哗~我今日几坚呀,我做耶稣果幕,眼尾梢到个评判,几睇好我呀…

[00:51.88]苦妈：哼…你读书唔叻呀,做戏至叻…

[00:54.75]苦荣：唔…

[00:56.28]苦妈：递埋只碗俾我洗埋佢啦…

[00:57.95]苦荣：喂,妈呀…不如我第时做明星咯…

[00:59.55]苦妈：哎?唔好第时喇,宜家啦不如

[01:02.27]苦荣：喂,唔系呀,讲真架…

[01:03.82]苦妈：唔好添呀你,染黑个大染缸呀

[01:07.52]苦佬：喂仔呀仔,快D出黎睇下喇喂~

[01:12.00]苦荣：乜野呀?

[01:13.55]苦佬：你睇下个广告,D狗仔几得意~

[01:16.50]苦荣：……仲细咩……

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[01:29.40]苦公：呀喇,鱼虾蟹好简单既者

[01:32.27]小苦妹：呀…

[01:33.90]苦公：拿,你买乜,睇下开乜,开两只咪赔双倍,三只三倍啰~

[01:38.72]小苦妹：er…但系…m…咁唔开咪无晒D钱…?

[01:41.98]苦公：系架~

[01:43.08]小苦妹：呀~咪先咪先,点解一定要鱼虾蟹呢,点解唔可以系猪呀,大笨象或者其他公仔丫?

[01:50.18]苦公：问起我喇你…

[01:53.48]苦妈：喂阿女呀,快D冲凉喇…

[01:54.66]小苦妹：哦…

[01:55.53]苦公：点解鱼虾呢下…

[01:58.95]苦佬：丫下哎?…又播喇喎…果个广告…

[02:00.48]苦妈：仔呀,快D做下功课喇…你几万年无做过功课喇…

[02:02.33]苦公：可能以前香港呢…卖鱼搵好多钱架喎…

[02:04.61]苦佬：只狗D表情真系…有两度架喎…喂唔好咁嘈啦,睇埋广告呀…咦?亚视又播喎个广告…

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