[00:00.00] 作词 : 吕明光

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 陈歌辛/黎锦光

[00:14.26]毛呀毛　我数呀毛　周丫身都有呀毛

[00:21.58]头呀上　身呀上　总之我通通都数到勒

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[00:28.92]拿　首先数既有Ｄ人就冇　其中有人会有

[00:36.09]呢一种我就问你知无

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[00:43.75]人人有胳肋底呀毛　小姐话毛神神　睇见真老土

[00:50.71]所以剃到佢光脱脱　太肉麻　太肉麻

[00:54.70]佢话咁至 Beautiful

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[01:02.03]唱到呀个鼻哥　应该就叫做鼻毛啰

[01:09.15]身呀中　最高果Ｄ你又可以叫做头毛

[01:16.40]若果问话在嘴边呢　果Ｄ就叫做胡须勒

[01:23.76]耳呀仔之内　你地大家知道叫做耳毛

[01:30.96]还仲有　周身短短既人人呀叫做汗毛

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[01:45.36]轮到我唱Ｄ眉毛　眼睛之上有Ｄ睇唔到架

[01:52.39]叫做眼挹毛　不过真呀真得意

[01:56.14]有Ｄ大姐仔用假睫毛

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[02:00.18]有一种看不到既　唔知叫也野好呢靴

[02:07.48]总丫之心丫照　你钟意叫佢乜野都好啦

[02:14.68]呢一种既毛毛呀　细路仔就完全呀冇个播

[02:21.92]你不丫要会错意　呢一种叫心口毛

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