[00:00.000] 作词 : 吕明光/梁建邦

[00:01.000] 作曲 : 古曲/陈蝶衣

[00:12.703]喂喂荷里活有間大酒店 有三個肥婆學踢波學踢波

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[00:22.147]你又踢佢又踢 卒之就踢咗落河啊

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[00:27.408]想執番個波 我幫你執個波啦

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[00:31.402]我標落去水 雙手攬住個波

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[00:35.135]Fing上水面佢捉住個波

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[00:38.643]佢心想話接住 點知佢差錯腳落河

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[00:42.636]我忙救佢命 驚佢又責死我

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[00:46.148]搵多兩個肥婆 合力去拖好彩又救醒咗

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[00:51.636]你地玩波玩波 應該要小心噃

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[00:57.390]佢吱吱啊咗 佢真囉嗦

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[01:00.902]居然窒阿哥都只為執個波

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[01:04.407]好彩我讀過詩書不易發火

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[01:08.148]否則我又兜腳踢佢落河

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[01:11.892]荷里活呢間大酒店

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[01:17.140]有個肥婆為咗學踢波爭d命冇咗

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[01:21.134]你地玩波玩波 應該要小心噃

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[01:35.330]雪姑七友七個小矮人 雪姑七友七個同埋條心

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[01:41.833]七個矮仔佢諗計仔好哽 個個巫婆望到心驚都發冷震

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[01:49.333]雪姑七友七個雖係小矮人 雪姑七友七個齊齊同埋訓

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[01:56.832]七個矮仔有七支棍 齊齊係個山窿個度詐眼訓

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[02:04.097]雪姑睇見好開心 七個矮仔不算笨 (不算笨)

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[02:11.581]佢地學摺公仔 又識玩波仔 大家都笑吟吟 (笑吟吟)

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[02:19.090]有次雪姑俾個七個矮仔激暈 矮仔七個舉起棍學無影棍

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[02:26.579]激得雪姑搶鬼咗支棍 連隨大喝一聲你地快趣訓

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[02:41.523]你阿媽大減價益你阿爸 養家日夜捱確唔易

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[02:49.277]你阿媽大減價益你阿爸 無家用還有三餐

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[02:56.780]炒幾味撚手超班 有咁嘅賢妻堪稱讚

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[03:04.280](我人好賭 我人好賭)

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[03:08.017]我人好賭 無論早與夜 賭到我人快謝

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[03:15.517]老婆勸戒賭 唔願聽佢話 輸到我落咗形

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[03:23.031]我窮到燶 人又輸到直 喂賭博實難搵食

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[03:30.523]我成世輸 人又懵到極 輸到我面都黃

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[03:38.024]你阿媽大減價益你阿爸 養家日夜捱確唔易

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[03:45.271]你阿媽大減價益你阿爸 無家用還有三餐

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[03:53.271]炒幾味撚手超班 有咁嘅賢妻堪稱讚

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[04:00.521]有咁嘅賢妻堪稱讚

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[04:27.276](Thank you 多謝

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[04:28.520]嗱 咁唱完呢幾首 跟住落黎就唱女人歌架啦

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[04:31.273]有啲話啲女人攬住個靚女訓點樣知唔知呀 梳呼到死

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[04:39.274]如果攬住個豬扒訓呢 生不如死攬住個名模訓 貴得要死

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[04:53.017]如果攬住個老婆訓又點呀 成晚咋死

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[04:58.024]見人見智姐 唔係個個都咁嘅

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[05:01.270]睇你夫妻感情點 夫妻感情好攬第二件唔得 攬老婆先訓得架 唉

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[05:07.772]跟住黎緊唱嘅歌關於女人 女人嘅歌 唔該)