[00:01.116]原词/曲/唱：Spylent

[00:02.620]粤语填词：心之洛

[00:04.272]粤语翻唱：奶油/心之洛

[00:05.493]后期：一颗飘（泡杯茶工作室）

[00:07.103]prod. Ocean

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[00:12.791]老世

[00:13.629]喺处吗老世

[00:14.484]嚟~

[00:14.940]同我整杯提子汁过嚟

[00:16.274]好

[00:16.721]少冰啊喂

[00:17.916]一杯六十鸡

[00:18.491]几多鸡？

[00:19.455]六十文盛惠

[00:20.223]咁L贵？

[00:20.615]通货膨胀 乜都要皮费

[00:22.198]唔卖咁贵啲数好襟计

[00:23.424]

[00:23.797]哎 咁样仲有鬼钱啊

[00:25.007]啊

[00:25.276]个L个都癫咖

[00:26.435]啊

[00:26.770]一杯提子汁卖五六十文

[00:28.265]好过去抢钱啊

[00:29.579]喂 等阵 你成年喇？

[00:31.103]点啊 成年人唔使钱啊？

[00:32.460]唔好意思

[00:32.978]我间店唔可以卖果汁畀成年人

[00:34.873]你望下后面

[00:35.733]“未成年禁止饮酒”

[00:37.344]错啦 下低嗰个“成年人禁止不饮酒”

[00:40.184]吓 即係点？

[00:41.067]即係如果你已满十八岁

[00:42.517]你就只能买酒饮 唔准买汽水

[00:44.604]吓咁L戆居

[00:45.334]对唔住

[00:46.937]呢啲我哋规矩嚟

[00:47.586]Baby

[00:48.486]做乜谂咁多啊

[00:48.783]Baby

[00:49.279]酒千九几种咁多类

[00:50.384]酒乱沟嚟饮好易饮醉

[00:51.847]唔识饮呢 就等我梳理？

[00:53.199]哼 我梗係识

[00:53.788]我咁好嘅酒品

[00:54.614]靓酒可以久等

[00:55.448]就算几手紧

[00:56.215]一杯都够饮

[00:56.828]但正因为咁

[00:57.561]我唔买酒饮

[00:57.970]啊？啊？啊？

[00:58.490]

[00:58.871]因为如果buy你所讲

[00:59.534]买咗酒

[01:00.395]饮几啖我就会上咗highway

[01:02.141]酒精一上瘾想撇甩 边撇得甩

[01:04.048]戒酒都係歪理

[01:05.178]咁样呢我就只好buy你更多酒

[01:07.144]必要时舐你

[01:08.150]无非係为咗耍赖皮

[01:09.624]晚晚都係咁斋俾

[01:11.248]份粮使到掘晒就太悲

[01:12.889]你点氹我都话之你

[01:14.324]係上帝都嘥气

[01:15.709]每当欲望喺我面前

[01:17.243]起势摇头摆尾

[01:18.577]自细贯彻嘅座右铭

[01:20.098]响起震彻街尾

[01:21.537]

[01:21.987]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱

[01:23.735]我终须会储到几百万

[01:25.492]买个单间

[01:26.165]日日大酒大肉不限

[01:27.516]嚟 啊 啊

[01:28.811]但谢绝当醉鬼

[01:30.386]众生天天攀比高低

[01:31.771]决不肯认衰仔

[01:33.757]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱

[01:35.597]我终须会储到几百万

[01:37.373]买个单间

[01:37.756]日日大酒大肉不限

[01:39.125]嚟 啊 啊

[01:40.412]但谢绝当醉鬼

[01:41.817]众生天天攀比高低

[01:43.247]决不肯认衰仔

[01:44.404]

[01:44.821]唔饮酒 咁先悭到钱

[01:46.690]供楼也勇敢 交足费还清贷

[01:49.502]有资产可硬碰撼

[01:50.734]咪睇我家阵饮

[01:52.530]果汁都牙痛咁

[01:53.396]有朝我餐餐都

[01:55.022]干邑啷口或痛饮

[01:56.521]我 我家下get晒

[01:57.851]你谂到歪晒

[01:59.171]你家阵乜都想罢买

[02:00.674]换以后嘅爆买

[02:02.245]计乜呢？笔债

[02:03.574]叫做快乐见怪不怪

[02:04.759]人一世物一世所以

[02:05.706]杯酒争在迟买同早买

[02:07.789]你点能够打击你

[02:09.227]自己嘅欲望嫌嘥钱

[02:10.746]总之钟意就係钟意

[02:12.200]Likey就係Likey

[02:13.314]

[02:13.558]但但但

[02:14.591]就算係欲望

[02:15.032]都要分级数同size

[02:16.507]比起酒精我更想要

[02:18.169]兴家靠白手 创造

[02:19.482]价值 产值

[02:20.941]镶金边嘅资历

[02:22.695]助力动植物生殖

[02:23.916]能养殖到峰值

[02:25.296]如过剩我煮食

[02:26.867]呼朋唤友请食

[02:28.289]朋友唔喫就我食

[02:29.451]我仲有无数棵直（project）

[02:30.885]

[02:31.404]要咁美妙咁美满 有没有捷径？

[02:32.693]要咁美妙咁美满 有没有捷径？

[02:33.414]悭住使？

[02:34.772]冇错 小富由俭就必胜

[02:36.573]啊…

[02:36.959]一心追赶心中最想得

[02:38.171]乜都可摆低不需自怨艾

[02:40.280]不心大心细

[02:41.791]一讲起啲强推

[02:43.285]啲 hard sell方式 好鬼想唱衰

[02:45.019]啲 sales长追cold call

[02:46.559]warm call都倾到两嘴

[02:47.840]总之一样吹

[02:49.237]不管消费者的所想所需

[02:50.595]只懂一昧强㨃

[02:51.998]啲商家啲嘴脸

[02:52.791]认真样衰

[02:53.688]我唔会被诱惑击倒

[02:55.089]

[02:55.366]呃…

[02:56.250]嗱 咁你就走宝喇哈

[02:57.975]走乜宝哇？

[02:58.624]今晚全场酒水六折啊嘛

[03:00.034]几折？

[03:00.813]六折

[03:01.199]六折？真嘅？

[03:02.018]真

[03:02.339]咁整两杯！

[03:02.861]？乜你唔係

[03:03.400]嚟 信用卡

[03:04.468]我只係信奉紧我座右铭咋！

[03:05.813]

[03:06.219]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱

[03:08.135]我终须会储到几百万

[03:09.600]买个单间

[03:10.259]日日大酒大肉不限

[03:11.684]嚟 啊 啊

[03:12.935]但谢绝当醉鬼

[03:14.383]众生天天攀比高低

[03:15.746]决不肯认衰仔

[03:17.904]搲银 死悭死抵就实啱

[03:19.758]我终须会储到几百万

[03:21.127]买个单间

[03:21.785]日日大酒大肉不限

[03:23.225]嚟 啊 啊

[03:24.531]但谢绝当醉鬼

[03:26.086]众生天天攀比高低

[03:27.432]决不肯认衰仔