[00:02.700]大黄别再咬

[00:03.690]不准扯我小夹袄

[00:05.070]否则把你送给村头小母猫

[00:08.100]休怪我气恼

[00:09.210]是你不停将我扰

[00:10.620]愤愤睁眼发现竟是娘亲驾到

[00:13.770]大事不太妙

[00:14.700]撒腿就要开蹘

[00:16.470]转身偏又撞见隔壁家婉桃

[00:18.870]算了作罢了

[00:20.190]英雄不怕虎豹

[00:21.840]我怎能为藤条折腰