[00:09.75]又到一年一度 好似跌落一個圈套

[00:11.84]妳每次來 天氣預報都好似亂報

[00:14.23]妳嘅性格真係令我好鬼死苦惱

[00:16.57]我驚 有日變成寂靜嶺嘅俘虜

[00:18.70]你中意 鹹鹹濕濕 刺激下啲南蠻

[00:21.45]放煙霧 我望住個天有無仙女下凡

[00:23.78]我想問 你係整蠱專家定係撒旦

[00:26.12]跣死妳嘅地板 就好似裝咗機關

[00:28.56]我聞到有腳氣味 有死老鼠嘅糜爛

[00:30.90]至弊係啲衫 堆到你唔得閑

[00:33.18]睇住靚衫唔幹 阿姐佢話個心好煩

[00:35.68]負能量一百萬 著極都覺得好殘

[00:37.97]皺到你都照著 怪唔得有陣臭汗味

[00:40.86]搞到我反胃 飯都嘔出黎

[00:43.25]仲邊有咁出奇 求妳咪出黎

[00:45.85]有妖氣 仲有一股沼氣

[00:47.63]當夏天同冬天 佢哋生左一個

[00:49.82]BABE

[00:51.29]濕到一撲一碌

[00:52.67]咁春天同秋天 比邊個殺咗

[00:54.85]Sup！man？

[00:56.02]佢叫鹹酸叔叔

[00:57.14]當夏天同冬天 佢哋生左一個

[00:59.33]BABE

[01:00.65]濕到一撲一碌

[01:02.07]咁春天同秋天 比邊個殺咗

[01:04.36]Sup！man？

[01:05.39]佢叫鹹酸叔叔

[01:07.01]望住整個廣東嘅市民有啲怕怕

[01:09.15]無花假 妳每次過黎度假好鬼邋渣

[01:11.54]無啦啦 行出街 好似踩緊ROLLER

[01:13.93]計我話 關好門窗 否則乜都假

[01:16.28]過門都係客 但距鑽窿鑽罅

[01:18.51]水蒸氣 谷到恒 你要一統天下

[01:20.79]唯有送你一隻主題曲

[01:22.47]迫る 餿噶

[01:23.64]一時凍到鳩縮縮 一時焗到shock啦

[01:25.87]癡膠花 眼花花 又有天然桑拿

[01:28.20]你知嗎 成個城市變曬It G Ma

[01:30.56]戴口罩 無面見人變曬蒙面超人

[01:32.94]吸一啖 呢種感覺簡直就係超暈

[01:35.38]暈到欲仙欲死 食咗8包萬寶路

[01:37.78]司機大佬都話 能見度太過恐怖

[01:40.16]無仙人指路 都唔知去咗邊度

[01:42.45]只見到 馬路有路人騰雲駕霧

[01:44.85]當夏天同冬天 佢哋生左一個

[01:47.35]BABE

[01:48.56]濕到一撲一碌

[01:49.88]咁春天同秋天 比邊個殺咗

[01:52.02]Sup！man？

[01:53.19]佢叫鹹酸叔叔

[01:54.47]當夏天同冬天 佢哋生左一個

[01:56.61]BABE

[01:57.88]濕到一撲一碌

[01:59.29]咁春天同秋天 比邊個殺咗

[02:01.63]Sup！man？

[02:02.76]佢叫鹹酸叔叔

[02:04.56]wassup wassup

[02:05.79]点解咁鬼死湿

[02:25.60]其实落雨 又有乜好怕喔