[00:00.000] 作词 : 莲

[00:00.450] 作曲 : 莲

[00:00.900] 编曲 : 莲

[00:01.350]The way you shake it, I cant believe it

[00:03.750]I aint never seen an ass like that

[00:04.650]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

[00:11.490]Doing, doing, doing

[00:11.970]I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true

[00:13.890]I aint never seen an ass like that

[00:16.590]The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

[00:17.520]Doing, doing, doing

[00:17.940]The way she moves shes like a belly dancer

[00:19.080]Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I

[00:22.860]Think someones at the door

[00:24.150]But I dont think Im gonna answer

[00:24.870]Police saying freeze

[00:25.290]Doing, doing, doing

[00:26.670]What do you mean freeze?

[00:27.120]Please, Im a human being, I have needs

[00:28.710]Im not done, not till Im finish peeing

[00:29.520]I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

[00:33.270]Im already on my knees

[00:34.320]I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me

[00:36.540]And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

[00:42.030]Yes, I make r& b, I sing song it go

[00:43.290]Ring- a- chong, a- ching- chong- chong- chong- ching

[00:44.310]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

[00:45.630]If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive

[00:46.770]For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

[00:48.090]I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[00:49.770][ Chorus]

[00:50.940]Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin

[00:51.780]Nick I aint never seen an ass like that

[00:52.560]Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

[00:53.550]Doing, doing, doing

[00:53.910]Mary- Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

[00:55.140]Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums

[00:56.430]I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

[00:58.080]Police saying freeze

[00:58.470]Doing doing doing

[00:59.910]What do you mean freeze?

[01:02.070]Geez, I just got my seat

[01:03.120]I have ticket, look, I put away my zip- reciept

[01:05.040]Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

[01:08.130]I did not even get to see Mary- Kate shower scene

[01:09.330]I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

[01:12.330]And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG

[01:13.800]Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

[01:15.360]I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

[01:17.430]Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

[01:19.530]What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?

[01:22.560]I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

[01:24.810]And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[01:28.500][ Chorus]

[01:28.710]Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

[01:29.700]I aint never seen a butt like that

[01:30.390]Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go

[01:33.780]Doing, doing, doing

[01:34.140]The way she moves she dances like a go- go

[01:35.040]In that video she sings get out your poles, so

[01:37.500]I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

[01:40.320]Police saying freeze

[01:40.710]Doing, doing, doing

[01:41.070]What do you mean freeze?

[01:41.490]My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

[01:42.840]I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

[01:44.130]Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

[01:45.270]Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

[01:46.320]I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

[01:47.490]On the radio, but I think I did

[01:48.210]Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

[01:51.570]Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

[01:52.710]I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick

[01:54.750]Get to the chopper, everybody get out

[01:55.650]I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[01:56.490][ Chorus]

[01:56.730]So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?

[01:57.900]I aint never seen an ass like that

[01:58.560]Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

[02:00.270]Doing, doing, doing

[02:00.630]**** is wrong with you? ha!