[00:00.000] 作词 : AJSTYLES/旋风响尾斜

[00:01.000] 作曲 : AJSTYLES

[00:14.067]后期混缩/母带：Winsun@ Pokémonboy$

[00:21.859]BEAT：COAST MUSIC

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[00:23.366]Hook：

[00:24.622]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~

[00:32.909]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~

[00:36.676]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~

[00:42.202]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~

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[00:43.458]响尾斜：

[00:46.223]一早起来想喝个茶

[00:48.984]想破头都不知道去哪

[00:51.746]呼拉圈都转了几十下

[00:54.255]yeah~刚好表哥给电话

[00:57.017]表哥~表哥~表哥~

[00:59.528]提下我条底裤拿张点心卡

[01:02.540]那一颗烧卖想足了罗志祥

[01:05.301]为了这个搭配 叫个剁肉肠

[01:08.062]O~我要点一份紫菜卷

[01:10.825]哇实在太大了噎到我气喘

[01:13.084]猪猪流沙包~A~上面放片姜

[01:16.099]捅穿了它的鼻孔马上有流沙

[01:18.609]为啥我的糯米鸡中间有条缝

[01:21.372]打开才知道~哇~里面有芝心

[01:24.134]怎么办 吃到肚子都撑爆了

[01:25.894]有没搞错还有咸鱼粥

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[01:26.898]Hook：

[01:30.414]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~

[01:32.927]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~

[01:37.439]（姨妈很威风邀请各方亲戚请喝茶 庆祝姨丈他荣升局长）

[01:41.458]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~

[01:43.717]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~

[01:46.730]（糯米鸡虾饺山竹牛肉肠 特价点心限量供应大家争着抢）

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[01:48.235]AJSTLES：

[01:50.997]有空喝茶这句说着有点俗套

[01:53.759]每次坐下好想翻开了本族谱

[01:56.271]深圳表叔香港表哥美国表嫂

[01:59.296]由读书找工作再说到娶媳妇儿

[02:02.059]部长催上菜 一直按对讲机

[02:04.571]催了超级久 居然还出不来

[02:06.831]阿叔喝多了 在那大声叫

[02:10.094]上菜啦 我杯九江都喝完了

[02:12.857]隔壁那桌相亲  车楼逼着买

[02:15.619]隔壁那位帅哥  时间还早着

[02:17.879]伯母一边说着一边展示着钻戒

[02:20.893]说如果女儿嫁给某君她一定做少奶奶

[02:24.407]一张桌是一座城池一个厅是一个城市

[02:27.924]一张桌大家好好谈 那就一定成事

[02:31.188]一个族群难得坐在一起 注定是一件盛事

[02:31.690]AJSTLES&响尾斜：

[02:36.463]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~

[02:42.492]叫上你大姨妈~~~woo~~~

[02:47.768]喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~喝早茶~~~