[00:00.00] 作词 : 馒头

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 織田哲郎

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[00:13.80]为什么马桶不能洗衣服

[00:16.35]

[00:16.97]为什么墨水不能往脸上画

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[00:20.53]为什么佩奇就能踩泥巴

[00:23.44]

[00:23.70]为什么总是要说我拆家

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[00:27.09]什么最好玩

[00:28.44]

[00:28.95]自己说了算

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[00:30.45]世界那么大

[00:31.60]

[00:32.12]我想去捣蛋

[00:33.13]

[00:34.02]就怕突然听见老妈喊

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[00:38.49]（你在干嘛！）

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[00:39.48]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我

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[00:42.79]她不会忘哒

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[00:44.19]没有打我没有打我

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[00:46.12]她的手疼吧

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[00:47.57]没有打我没有打我

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[00:49.22]她肯定在四处找家伙

[00:52.23]

[00:52.76]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我

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[00:56.02]脱鞋和拖把

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[00:57.73]没有打我没有打我

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[00:59.51]笤帚晾衣架

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[01:01.12]没有打我没有打我

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[01:02.62]她正举着冲过来啦

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[01:07.78]为什么不能给妹妹剪头发

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[01:11.01]为什么不能用口红来画画

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[01:14.37]为什么面粉总是白花花

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[01:17.81]为什么总是要说我拆家

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[01:21.03]什么最好玩

[01:22.17]

[01:22.89]自己说了算

[01:23.89]

[01:24.31]世界那么大

[01:25.50]

[01:26.33]我想去捣蛋

[01:27.14]

[01:28.07]就怕突然听见老妈喊

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[01:33.00]（你在干嘛！）

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[01:34.08]凶起来就看她噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

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[01:36.31]劈头盖脸哒

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[01:38.08]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

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[01:39.85]手疼也不管啦

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[01:41.46]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

[01:42.40]

[01:42.92]一点火她就要爆炸

[01:45.03]

[01:46.58]左手右手看她噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

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[01:49.95]慢动作在哪儿呢

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[01:51.61]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

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[01:53.16]说好的慈母哪

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[01:54.97]噼里啪啦噼里啪啦

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[01:56.78]头上又多一个包啦

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[02:06.16]什么最好玩

[02:07.19]

[02:07.81]自己说了算

[02:08.91]

[02:09.17]世界那么大

[02:10.63]

[02:11.20]我想去捣蛋

[02:12.13]

[02:12.96]就怕突然听见老妈喊

[02:15.65]

[02:16.33]（你在干嘛！）

[02:19.53]

[02:20.19]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我

[02:23.46]

[02:23.67]她不会忘哒

[02:24.40]

[02:24.77]没有打我没有打我

[02:26.06]

[02:26.61]她的手疼吧

[02:27.70]

[02:28.16]没有打我没有打我

[02:29.05]

[02:29.73]她肯定在四处找家伙

[02:33.26]

[02:34.39]我妈已经三天没有打我没有打我

[02:36.16]

[02:36.67]脱鞋和拖把

[02:37.80]

[02:38.22]没有打我没有打我

[02:38.94]

[02:39.93]笤帚晾衣架

[02:40.76]

[02:41.23]没有打我没有打我

[02:42.64]

[02:43.25]她正举着冲过来啦

[02:48.59]

[02:50.29]脱鞋和拖把

[02:51.44]

[02:53.73]笤帚晾衣架

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[02:57.19]头上又多一个包啦