[00:00.00] 作词 : 林海峰

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 陈奂仁

[00:27.68]我最憎要开会做小丑

[00:30.13]最怕打领呔扮晒死狗

[00:32.39]人人话我细路我都受

[00:34.80]其实好老饼我怕乜丑

[00:37.16]日日winning winning嘅老豆

[00:39.52]边位凑凑我当佢天后

[00:41.98]人人扮晒领袖　我话最忌出头

[00:44.95]其实我挂住嘅系快乐足球

[00:47.86]一班麻甩佬扫货去反斗

[00:54.34]行够买够玩够

[00:57.68]波波池高低跳跳到想呕

[01:03.83]成班颠狗

[01:05.43]喂三字头

[01:09.10]大玩具同班细路争打崩头

[01:15.06]喂三字头

[01:18.64]迪士乐园欣澳站专车等候

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[01:25.27]有嘢玩要玩嘢请举手

[01:27.64]我有一个私窦有装修

[01:29.90]模型电器要旧有几旧

[01:32.35]为靓煲只碟我睇开头

[01:34.75]成日英超英超买两旧

[01:37.14]翻工我照撑落八点钟後

[01:39.52]平时扮吓细路 细路有大想头

[01:42.47]随时又变老豆 老豆挂住推油

[01:45.50]玩波鞋t-shirt斗快趣爽手

[01:52.09]人冇嘅我都有

[01:55.11]草蜢和daft punk跳舞两边走　

[02:01.46]成班反斗

[02:02.96]喂三字头　

[02:06.56]望住大雄星战合金好享受

[02:12.39]喂三字头　

[02:16.11]越旧越怀三块叶经典保留

[02:22.23]喂三字头　

[02:25.72]艾慕杜华听软硬天师解愁

[02:31.78]喂三字头　

[02:35.45]梦幻乐园俾我任玩新玩旧

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[03:00.77]喂三字头　

[03:04.14]扮做大人兼细路摆咗摆右

[03:10.19]喂三字头　

[03:13.70]日日在回忆八十贪新恋旧

[03:19.87]喂三字头　

[03:23.29]做大事唔玩你又点玩出头

[03:29.45]到咗七字头

[03:32.93]玩具大王玩瞓直死得风流

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