[04:18.64]林海峰 - 踎低喷饭

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[00:01.45]（唔好意思　林海峰仲係后台换梗衫

[00:04.57]所以呢　佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍

[00:07.89]The invisible man　独家呈献

[00:10.84]林海峰踎低喷饭

[00:13.80]请大家快啲坐低　将手机关掉

[00:17.04]吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟

[00:20.22]因为林海峰就快出场啦）

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[00:24.04]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬

[00:28.31]ABC餐洗乜点拣　冇饭气攻心至烦

[00:32.76]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦

[00:37.08]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭

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[00:41.55]港岛李生　屋企复式背向山

[00:45.92]海景烟花眼咪眨　可惜天天要上班

[00:50.15]呢位老板　公司休息佢照返

[00:54.65]通宵加班无去玩　早餐等于佢晚餐

[00:59.06]身体郁一郁就散　即刻睇医生执药单

[01:03.05]食到佢眼坦坦　佢话出得嚟行预咗要还

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[01:07.62]辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭

[01:15.81]食饱　冚被　最好瞓　唔係话咁简单

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[01:25.37]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难

[01:29.37]生粒金蛋吞粒子弹　最后个医生最赚

[01:33.83]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦

[01:38.15]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭

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[01:42.53]踎低　有蚀　有赚　喷饭

[01:51.62]踎低　有药　送饭　吃饭

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[02:00.05]天水李生　揾得几多够半餐

[02:04.50]几多散工佢要争　一夫当关无税单

[02:08.75]悭得要悭　悭得几多买隻蛋

[02:13.21]仔仔女女要吔橙　橙橙蛋蛋都要拣

[02:17.64]早餐担心到晚餐　李生嗌一声你老板

[02:21.56]索啖气博命歎　佢话条路难行佢都照行

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[02:26.12]辛苦你　每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭

[02:34.40]食饱　冚被　最好瞓 唔係话咁简单

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[02:43.59]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难

[02:48.08]一开个簿得过散纸好散　最后个袋胶到烂

[02:52.34]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦

[02:56.70]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭

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[03:01.10]踎低　无蚀　无赚　喷饭

[03:09.82]踎低　无肉　有饭　吃饭

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[03:35.99]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬

[03:40.32]ABC餐洗乜点拣　无饭气攻心至烦

[03:44.68]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦

[03:49.05]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　坐落马桶想喷饭

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[03:53.51]踎低　有事　要办　喷饭

[04:02.09]粒粒　够硬　跌落　索啖

[04:10.83]金光灿烂

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[04:13.32]（唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所

[04:16.14]就快返嚟 请等等）

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