[00:00.00] 作词 : 黄伟文

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 冯翰铭

[00:02.00] 编曲 : 陈奂仁/冯翰铭

[00:14.63]你尽情坐 你尽情听

[00:20.71]以下由我讲笑

[00:27.01]要是条桥 WORK了

[00:32.96]就踎低喷饭 笑一笑

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[00:39.63]你尽情笑 我尽情讲

[00:45.68]这合同已签了

[00:52.03]你若余生 陪我

[00:57.82]就天天开SHOW给你笑

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[01:02.81]年华如飞 认识深了

[01:09.09]从前绝招见惯便难炫耀

[01:15.32]谈情如常餐 新鲜感不想冷掉

[01:22.73]情愿为你特制菜单 时时留力自创笑料

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[01:29.72]粒粒皆辛苦 I WILL STAY WITH YOU

[01:35.93]落足心肝肺腑

[01:41.24]没什么招牌菜 餐餐都係我

[01:48.26]包早午晚饭加照顾

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[02:07.15]据路人甲 对别人讲

[02:13.35]我未曾够 好笑

[02:19.58]你是唯一 长客

[02:25.63]栋笃乜TALK SHOW 都买票

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[02:31.05]旁人来听 未必好笑

[02:37.12]人潮内得你领会才奇妙

[02:43.33]平常人全可 讲D渣GAG打发掉

[02:51.09]唯独是你值我每天 留着情话扮作笑料

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[02:57.06]粒粒皆辛苦 I WILL STAY WITH YOU

[03:03.31]落足心肝肺腑

[03:08.39]没什么招牌菜 餐餐都係我

[03:15.45]包早午晚饭加照顾

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[03:34.66]粒粒皆辛苦 I WILL STAY WITH YOU

[03:40.77]捱得总比我苦

[03:45.93]是什么支持我 安心讲着笑

[03:52.93]皆因有你历来 打点妥我后顾

[03:59.17]包早午晚上 好照顾

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