[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem

[00:00.450] 作曲 : Eminem

[00:00.900] Ugh, you're a monster

[00:03.060] I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla

[00:07.109] Better hit the deck like the card dealer

[00:09.275] My whole squad's in here, walking around the party

[00:11.465] A cross between a zombie apocalypse and B-Bobby "The

[00:14.776] Brain" Heenan which is probably the

[00:16.331] Same reason I wrestle with mania

[00:17.744] Shady's in this b!tch, I'm posse'd up

[00:19.137] Consider it to cross me a costly mistake

[00:21.178] If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia

[00:23.925] ADHD, Hydroxycut

[00:25.734] Pass the Courvoisier (Hey, hey)

[00:27.716] In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate

[00:30.249] Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday (Ayy)

[00:32.551] This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A

[00:35.121] Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames

[00:36.784] They cannot tame or placate the

[00:37.896] Monster

[00:38.590] You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)

[00:41.257] I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)

[00:44.369] When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

[00:47.288] I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

[00:50.155] Godzilla, fire spitter, monster

[00:52.329] Blood on the dance floor, and Louis V carpet

[00:55.209] Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster

[00:58.135] Blood on the dance floor, and Louis V carpet

[01:00.061] I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the balls

[01:02.839] Had 'em just appalled, did so many things that pissed 'em off

[01:05.158] It's impossible to list 'em all

[01:06.663] And in the midst of all this

[01:07.707] I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball

[01:09.488] Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?

[01:10.952] Risperdal, voices whisper

[01:12.227] My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn

[01:14.400] This is just the song to go ballistic on

[01:16.213] You just pulled a pistol on a guy with a missile launcher

[01:18.507] I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological

[01:20.520] Quick to tell a b!tch screw off like a fifth of vodka

[01:22.716] When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a

[01:24.127] Monster

[01:24.861] You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)

[01:27.527] I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)

[01:30.605] When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers

[01:33.536] I look like a villain outta those blockbusters

[01:36.393] Godzilla, fire spitter, monster

[01:38.590] Blood on the dance floor, and Louis V carpet

[01:41.476] Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster

[01:44.405] Blood on the dance floor, and Louis V carpet

[01:46.187] If you never gave a damn (Ayy), raise your hand

[01:49.255] 'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans

[01:52.135] I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is

[01:55.155] The motherf**kin' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)

[01:57.814] How can I have all these fans and perspire?

[01:59.646] Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire

[02:01.098] And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire

[02:03.943] These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flyer

[02:06.963] I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers

[02:09.751] And what goes around comes around just like the blades on the chainsaw

[02:12.558] 'Cause I caught the flack, but my dollars stacked right off the bat like a baseball

[02:15.517] Like Kid Ink, b!tch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy

[02:18.826] 'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)

[02:22.292] b!tch, I'm a player, I'm too motherf**kin' stingy for Cher

[02:24.446] Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care

[02:26.528] But I tell a b!tch I'll marry her if she'll bury her

[02:28.245] Face in my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez

[02:30.450] Cristhian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well

[02:32.207] So they wanna give me the chair

[02:33.477] Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Hari Kari

[02:35.648] 'Cause e'ry Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam motherf**kin' dictionary on 'em

[02:38.723] Swearing up and down they can spit, this shit's hilarious

[02:40.565] It's time to put these b!tches in the obituary column

[02:42.459] We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem

[02:44.099] Get the shaft like a steering column (Monster)

[02:46.179] Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink

[02:47.634] Evil half of the Bad Meets

[02:48.503] Evil, that means take a back seat

[02:49.628] Take it back to Fat Beats with a maxi single

[02:51.272] Look at my rap sheet, what attracts these people

[02:52.761] Is my 'Gangsta b!tch' like Apache with a catchy jingle

[02:54.851] I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto

[02:58.106] Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em

[02:59.243] Other words, I Minute Maid 'em

[02:59.960] I don't wanna hurt 'em, but I did, I'm in a fit of rage

[03:01.295] I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade

[03:02.326] I'm fittin' to kill 'em and dumpin' their f**kin' bodies in the lake

[03:03.730] Obliterating everything, incinerate a renegade

[03:05.156] I'm here to make anybody who want it with the pen afraid

[03:06.554] But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway

[03:08.035] 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill

[03:09.374] I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla

[03:11.119] You're bringin' the killer within me outta me

[03:12.238] You don't wanna be the enemy of the demon who entered me

[03:13.753] Or be on the receivin' end of me, what stupidity it'd be

[03:15.462] Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter

[03:16.702] When I'm in the vicinity, motherf**ker, you better duck

[03:18.176] Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me

[03:19.371] A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me

[03:20.823] I'm 'bout to f**kin' finish you, b!tch, I'm unfadable

[03:22.061] You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blown up like an inflatable

[03:24.082] I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable

[03:25.504] I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full

[03:27.299] I'm not afraid to pull a—

[03:28.178] Man, stop

[03:29.394] Look what I'm plannin', haha