[00:14.800]My heart is paralyzed

[00:18.470]My head was oversized

[00:22.030]I'll take the high road like I should

[00:28.570]You said it's meant to be

[00:32.240]That it's not you, it's me

[00:35.590]You're leaving now for my own good

[00:42.000]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[00:45.200]She went down in an airplane

[00:47.350]Fried getting suntanned

[00:49.110]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

[00:52.340]Help me, help me,

[00:53.910]I'm no good at goodbyes!

[00:58.610]She met a shark under water

[01:01.000]Fell and no one caught her

[01:02.870]I returned everything I ever bought her

[01:06.190]Help me, help me,

[01:07.650]I'm all out of lies

[01:10.970]And ways to say you died

[01:26.900]My pride still feels the sting

[01:30.460]You were my everything

[01:33.780]Some day I'll find a love like yours

[01:38.270](a love like yours)

[01:40.710]She'll think I'm Superman

[01:44.130]Not super minivan

[01:47.590]How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

[01:53.800]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[01:57.200]She was caught in a mudslide

[01:59.320]Eaten by a lion

[02:01.130]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

[02:04.310]Help me, help me,

[02:05.960]I'm no good at goodbyes!

[02:10.620]She dried up in the desert

[02:12.950]Drowned in a hot tub

[02:14.880]Danced to death at an east side night club

[02:18.060]Help me, help me,

[02:19.610]I'm all out of lies

[02:22.950]And ways to say you died

[02:38.520]I wanna live a thousand lives with you

[02:41.740]I wanna be the one you're dying to

[02:45.240]Love...

[02:47.730]but you don't want to

[02:52.260]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[02:55.540]That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

[02:58.830]She went down in an airplane

[03:00.990]Fried getting suntanned

[03:02.950]Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

[03:06.040]Help me, help me,

[03:07.620]I'm no good at goodbyes!

[03:12.160]She met a shark under water

[03:14.710]Fell and no one caught her

[03:16.560]I returned everything I ever bought her

[03:19.770]Help me, help me,

[03:21.400]I'm all out of lies

[03:26.390]She was caught in a mudslide

[03:28.340]Eaten by a lion

[03:30.180]Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

[03:33.510]Help me, help me,

[03:35.060]I'm no good at goodbyes!

[03:39.650]She dried up in the desert

[03:42.010]Drowned in a hot tub

[03:43.980]Danced to death at an east side night club

[03:47.260]Help me, help me,

[03:48.740]I'm all out of lies

[03:51.950]And ways to say you died