[00:00.000] 作词 : Rich Brian

[00:01.000] 作曲 : Benabe Cesar Peralta

[00:09.897]Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian

[00:12.726]This is not a fairy tale no

[00:14.021]That's not what I'm implying

[00:15.100]This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing

[00:17.800]Got some bitches on the phone

[00:19.021]But I'm really not replying type shit

[00:20.950]With the clique

[00:21.800]And we going out to get ourselves a drink

[00:23.600]Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal ****ing sink

[00:26.020]Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think

[00:28.560]Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings

[00:31.000]Got to the party about 11:28 11:28

[00:33.120]Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay

[00:35.990]No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted

[00:38.780]Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper

[00:41.229]Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike

[00:43.831]Looking left and right, panicking

[00:45.022]Cause now my glass is clean

[00:46.377]Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen”

[00:49.136]That's when I finally met the girl of my ****ing dreams

[00:51.516]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

[00:54.002]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go

[00:56.699]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress

[00:59.431]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous

[01:01.891]Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl

[01:04.200]I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert

[01:06.912]She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for

[01:09.650]Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours

[01:11.890]She said where you wanna go

[01:13.121]And I told her I don't know

[01:14.490]”Do you got a girlfriend”

[01:16.200]That don't really matter though

[01:17.150]I'm like “oh shit” thinking about

[01:18.960]Where this is gonna go

[01:19.990]So I proceed, man's never did this shit before

[01:23.980]Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up

[01:25.124]2AM, whiskeydick, 80% discount

[01:28.879]So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town

[01:30.489]Making sure I put the bitch’s frown on upside-down

[01:32.980]Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck

[01:35.530]And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet

[01:37.600]She so clean man that p sexy smell like honeydew zest

[01:40.143]Finally getting hard so you know

[01:41.800]What's finna happen next

[01:43.174]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to

[01:45.870]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night

[01:48.460]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress

[01:50.912]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous

[01:54.000]Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red

[01:56.460]I feel like a chameleon

[01:57.820]Then she getting on top

[01:59.020]And your boy started feeling hysteria

[02:01.000]”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo

[02:02.910]When I told her it was my first time

[02:04.872]And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind

[02:06.900]Then she held my hand and it was intertwined

[02:08.641]My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind

[02:11.000]Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time

[02:13.890]This is where the fun begun

[02:14.970]Heard her moan and I feeling like

[02:16.760]I'm about to ****ing cum

[02:17.700]Heard a knock

[02:18.560]Now your boy has got to go and ****ing run

[02:20.312]Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever

[02:23.020]It was from her ****ing mom

[02:24.460]Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene

[02:27.000]He done picked me up

[02:27.890]Told him about the girl that did the deed

[02:29.780]Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek

[02:32.000]Jumped out his ****ing seat turns out I ****ed his sis