[00:00.000] 作词 : 阿發

[00:01.000] 作曲 : 阿發

[00:09.866]混音：ACEBOI 艾斯 张新泽

[00:13.059]（该歌曲非商业作品，仅供娱乐）

[00:14.492]录音：吴百萬Million Wu

[00:17.964]

[00:20.739]我往门口一站，仨小妮找我要电话

[00:22.820]

[00:23.923]缠着我不放电话挂了打打了挂

[00:26.139]

[00:26.292]我说我不认识你你别打扰我的生活

[00:28.892]

[00:29.021]她说哥你白慌，尝尝俺婶种了茶

[00:31.484]

[00:31.605]那我尝尝吧，她弄个二两一千八

[00:33.796]

[00:33.908]去求吧，哥有钱也不能就这味花

[00:36.363]

[00:36.493]我说咱俩谈谈感情，你先别着急

[00:38.956]

[00:39.085]外日他得儿，她说我是个GOOD BOY

[00:41.636]

[00:41.757]我正癔症住了突然来一电话

[00:43.860]

[00:43.997]“不中啊小孙，这钱给你结不了哇”

[00:46.564]

[00:46.716]“咋弄了，是不是红包小了”

[00:49.092]

[00:49.228]“你看你这个孩子咋光说实在话”

[00:51.947]

[00:52.084]“诺村还有十万方土等住你去拉了”

[00:54.828]

[00:54.965]上千万的生意轻松拿下

[00:57.228]

[00:57.364]取两百万现金往桌上一放

[00:59.620]

[00:59.764]LD先喝嬷嬷茶我拿住话筒先唱

[01:02.220]

[01:02.349]我张嘴就来，唱个兄弟抱一下

[01:05.044]

[01:05.180]LD就好听桌歌，听了列住嘴直笑

[01:07.619]

[01:07.764]那1800了小妮张嘴说话了

[01:10.012]

[01:10.148]哥你别摸了，要不你唱首歌吧

[01:12.820]

[01:12.956]LD说：“宝贝，哥没有啥才艺

[01:15.291]

[01:15.436]但是宝贝，哥非常了爱你”

[01:17.915]

[01:18.061]小妮说：“哥要不你给俺打点小费吧”

[01:20.909]

[01:21.036]LD说：“物质了女人，哥不满意”

[01:22.973]

[01:23.102]“Let mind Be，你个老瘪一”

[01:25.580]

[01:25.725]“我跟住那小蛋卷也不跟你这老东x”

[01:28.572]

[01:28.716]LD气了拿住皮包下楼都要坐面迪

[01:31.020]

[01:31.165]他说有点事情要回去处理

[01:33.347]

[01:33.493]J标你看咋整，老弟。

[01:36.372]

[01:36.500]别管了哥 交给嫩弟你就放心

[01:38.597]

[01:38.740]我马上交代缺啥材料明天全都补齐 另外还有还有

[01:43.811]

[01:43.948]百十万进场费明天都打到你帐上叫财务查收

[01:46.245]

[01:46.380]俺叔刚弄了个商场这有点购物卡哥你帮忙逛逛

[01:49.006]

[01:49.132]有一辆刚提了保时捷卡宴都快放坏了你帮忙溜溜

[01:51.493]

[01:51.612]这还有七八箱飞天茅台叫老崔都搬你车上

[01:54.076]

[01:54.213]中不中哥

[01:55.389]

[01:55.516]还有仨带资质了GS陪标，

[01:56.651]

[01:56.804]弄了中不中LD

[01:57.932]

[01:58.068]可中就是还得给监L再包一个红包

[01:59.628]

[01:59.772]你都不用操心，嫩弟啥事都给你办得劲

[02:01.868]

[02:02.022]我今天晚上回家都去给JW写信

[02:04.716]

[02:04.862]“你是个卧底？”

[02:08.428]

[02:09.181]“为了正义”