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[00:00.183]There! Right There!

[00:00.432]From "Legally Blonde"

[00:00.432]演唱：胥子含YAYA

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[00:00.685]There! Right there!

[00:01.435]Look at that tan, well-tended skin.

[00:03.182]Look at the killer shape he's in.

[00:04.932]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.

[00:06.684]Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!

[00:08.683]I'm not about to celebrate.

[00:10.433]Every trait could indicate.

[00:12.432]A totally straight expatriate.

[00:14.184]That guy's not gay, I say not gay.

[00:16.118]That is the elephant in the room.

[00:18.117]Well, is it relevant to assume.

[00:19.869]That a man who wears perfume

[00:21.872]Is automatically, radically fey?

[00:23.622]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.

[00:25.622]Look at his silk translucent socks.

[00:27.622]There's the eternal paradox.

[00:29.373]Look what we're seein'.

[00:30.372]What are we seein'?

[00:31.618]Is he gay?

[00:32.368]Of course he's gay!

[00:33.621]Or European?

[00:36.790]Oh...

[00:42.716]Gay or European?

[00:44.967]It's hard to guarantee

[00:47.469]Is he gay or European?

[00:50.473]Well, hey, don't look at me!

[00:51.898]You see, they bring their boys up different

[00:53.893]In those charming foreign ports

[00:56.148]They play peculiar sports

[00:57.897]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

[01:00.144]Gay or foreign fella?

[01:01.894]The answer could take weeks

[01:03.398]They both say things like "ciao bella"

[01:05.148]While they kiss you on both cheeks.

[01:06.898]Oh, please.

[01:07.644]Gay or European?

[01:09.147]So many shades of gray

[01:11.397]Depending on the time of day,

[01:13.148]The French go either way.

[01:14.898]Is he gay or European, or--?

[01:17.148]There! Right there!

[01:18.644]Look at that condescending smirk

[01:20.398]Seen it on every guy at work

[01:22.396]That is a metro, hetero jerk

[01:24.148]That guy's not gay

[01:25.148]I say no way

[01:26.148]That is the elephant in the room

[01:27.898]Well is it relevant to presume

[01:29.898]That a hottie in that costume

[01:31.648]Is automatically, radically

[01:33.148]Ironically, chronically

[01:34.394]Certainly, flirtingly

[01:35.145]Genetically, medically

[01:36.317]Gay, officially gay

[01:37.821]Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay...

[01:40.321]Damn it!

[01:40.820]Gay or European?

[01:42.317]So many shades of gray

[01:44.317]But if he turns out straight

[01:45.748]I'm free at eight on Saturday

[01:47.994]Is he gay or European?

[01:49.747]Gay or European?

[01:50.997]Gay or Euro--

[01:52.245]Wait a minute

[01:52.915]Give me a chance to crack this guy

[01:54.665]I have an idea I'd like to try

[01:56.663]The floor is yours

[01:58.165]So, Mr Argitakos

[02:00.417]This alleged affair with Ms.Wyndham has been going on for...?

[02:03.916]Two years

[02:05.415]And your first name again is...?

[02:07.163]Nikos

[02:07.913]And your boyfriend's name is...?

[02:08.916]Carlos

[02:12.085]I-I sorry!

[02:12.335]I misunderstand!

[02:14.331]You say "boyfriend"

[02:16.085]I thought you say "best friend"

[02:18.085]Carlos is my best friend

[02:21.085]You bastard!

[02:23.082]You lying bastard!

[02:25.585]That's it, I no cover for you no more!

[02:28.833]Peoples, I have a big announcement

[02:32.585]This man is gay and European

[02:35.018]Whoa!

[02:35.520]And neither is disgrace.

[02:37.020]Oh

[02:37.516]You gotta stop your bein'

[02:38.521]A completely closet case.

[02:40.269]Yes!

[02:40.768]It's me, not her he's seein'

[02:42.271]No matter what he say.

[02:44.020]I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way.

[02:47.768]You are so gay, you big parfait

[02:49.771]You flaming one-man cabaret

[02:51.189]I'm straight!

[02:51.686]You were not yesterday

[02:53.440]So if I may, I'm proud to say

[02:56.187]He's gay

[02:57.186]And European!

[02:57.938]He's gay

[02:58.688]And European!

[02:59.686]He's gay

[03:00.687]And European

[03:01.438]And gay

[03:04.185]Fine, okay, I'm gay

[03:05.187]Hooray!