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[00:08.937]皈依(剑网三·佛秀)念白

[00:11.891]翻唱：桃酥/苏清衣

[00:35.929]和尚:观自在菩萨,行深般若波罗蜜多时

[00:40.492]照见五蕴皆空,度一切苦厄.舍利子,

[00:45.929]色不异空,空不异色,色即是空,

[00:50.119]空即是色,受想行识,亦复如是.舍利子,是…(听见外面的声音被打断…)(长出一口气)

[00:59.707]七秀:小和尚

[01:03.729]七秀:小和尚,我又来听你讲故事啦.小和尚,小——和——尚——

[01:12.743]和尚:唉...

[01:20.158]和尚:呵~秀姑娘今日想听什么?

[01:24.322]七秀:什么都行.

[01:27.781]和尚:从前有个老和尚,总是被贼光顾,

[01:31.785]他忍无可忍了.有一天,贼又来了,

[01:37.066]他就对贼说,请你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.

[01:48.268]老和尚:你把手从门缝里伸进来,你要什么,我就给你什么.

[01:56.296]和尚:那贼听了高兴极了,就把手从门缝里伸了进去.

[02:02.343]谁知老和尚一把揪住他的手,捆在柱子上,

[02:07.566]然后用棍子痛打他,一边打还一边喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!

[02:17.412]毛贼:哎哟!别打了~~~哎哟~~~~痛!哎哟!!住手!!哎哟~~

[02:26.006]老和尚:皈依佛!

[02:32.614]和尚:那贼痛极了,无奈跟着喊:皈依佛!皈依法!皈依僧!

[02:37.450]毛贼:哎哟~皈依佛!

[02:40.753]老和尚:皈依法!

[02:42.720]毛贼:嗷呜~皈依法!

[02:46.530]老和尚:皈依僧!

[02:48.380]毛贼:啊~皈依僧!

[02:52.240]和尚:这便是佛经里著名的三皈依故事.

[02:56.618]七秀:你那是三皈依,我这却有四皈依,要不要听?

[03:03.521]和尚:何谓四皈依?

[03:06.742]七秀:手伸过来.

[03:11.019]和尚:唉...

[03:13.201]方丈:徒儿....那女施主走了?

[03:17.637]和尚:师傅……徒儿同往常一样,

[03:20.435]与她说了佛理.她便回去了.

[03:24.369]方丈:哎...去诵经罢.

[03:28.375]和尚:是……师傅...往后...那位女施主再不会来了.

[03:35.820]方丈:哦米拖佛.

[03:39.611]和尚:喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛

[03:46.591]喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛喃无哦米佗佛

[03:50.980]【回想】

[03:52.045]七秀:皈依佛.

[03:54.385]和尚:呵,皈依佛.

[03:57.624]七秀:皈依法.

[04:00.513]和尚:皈依法.

[04:03.802]七秀:皈依僧.

[04:07.050]和尚:皈依僧.

[04:11.126]七秀:皈依秀姑娘.

[04:16.390]和尚:皈依...嗯?

[04:22.983]七秀:说啊,皈依秀姑娘.

[04:35.854]和尚:皈依...秀姑娘..