[00:00.000] 作词 : @花少北

[00:01.000] 作曲 : 无

[00:10.157]Welcome to the jungle

[00:12.163]Welcome to the show

[00:13.667]Welcome to the party

[00:16.677]Join me with the last dance

[00:19.685]我来自内蒙古的大草原

[00:20.937]要高考射箭骑马

[00:22.191]我来自哔哩哔哩游戏区

[00:23.443]每局都怒送一塔

[00:24.734]我热爱体育

[00:25.234]就是每天球场被人隔扣

[00:27.237]我热爱音乐

[00:27.739]去ktv唱的歌朋友们听了都

[00:28.994]折寿

[00:29.746]别闹

[00:30.247]别叫

[00:30.749]别笑我脑子不开窍

[00:31.753]来到校医院

[00:33.006]八个医生轮流给我开药

[00:34.510]那报上我最高荣誉

[00:35.512]你们可别犯怵

[00:36.766]我是全年

[00:37.266]全市

[00:37.769]全面

[00:38.019]优秀

[00:38.271]学生干部

[00:38.772]wow

[00:39.524]的室友没有错

[00:40.527]我的肚里确实没有墨

[00:41.528]但边玩边学应付得来

[00:42.783]替身还真的没有过

[00:44.035]我是社交鬼才还没说话小脸开始发热

[00:46.543]说过话的异性朋友竟然高达

[00:48.548]八个

[00:49.301]我的脸尖的像钟乳石

[00:50.555]纯正的自然风光

[00:51.556]我从来不敢低头

[00:52.811]不然下巴会刺穿胸腔

[00:53.814]没身高 没颜值 没头脑

[00:55.321]悲伤的雨里拉着肖邦

[00:56.578]但除去了那些标签

[00:57.831]真诚才是我的包装

[00:59.085]天空轰隆一声巨响

[01:00.336]庆祝我的华丽登场

[01:01.838]来到酒吧

[01:02.593]DJ在放爱的供养

[01:04.348]破洞裤的洞越多

[01:05.352]就代表越时尚

[01:06.605]不能阻挡冷风刺骨

[01:07.607]或者站在月球上

[01:08.863]冷风中

[01:09.866]我知道

[01:10.367]对面的

[01:10.617]她对我

[01:11.119]已心跳

[01:11.621]她却说

[01:12.123]眼睛小

[01:12.626]穿的少

[01:13.127]觉得我

[01:13.378]像沙雕

[01:14.130]不甘心只做

[01:15.385]斗地主的堵怪

[01:16.135]嫉妒我的时间

[01:17.138]还不如去工地搬运

[01:18.393]土块

[01:18.896]我的家中没有被子盖的都是钱

[01:21.656]我的存款就像海中的水

[01:23.412]多又咸

[01:24.164]网络恶评在我看来

[01:25.165]像是幼儿园

[01:26.419]跟我对线小学生打

[01:27.673]国家运动员

[01:28.674]看知乎的喷子

[01:29.928]也就图个乐

[01:31.181]要论恶心人

[01:31.934]都得来找我

[01:32.685]虚心报个课

[01:33.688]天在看

[01:34.191]人在做

[01:34.943]每天开心不会错

[01:35.696]多上撤硕

[01:37.200]呵呵

[01:38.705]Welcome to the jungle

[01:41.462]Welcome to the show

[01:43.719]Welcome to the party

[01:46.226]Welcome to the zoo

[01:48.983]Welcome to the jungle

[01:51.238]Welcome to the eden

[01:53.747]Join me with the last dance

[01:56.004]ohhhhhhhhh

[01:58.016]我是贵阳的猴王

[01:59.516]来自黔灵山后巷

[02:01.022]吃着糯米饭长大

[02:02.276]成年后我都不怕

[02:03.029]打了十多年的游戏

[02:04.533]一直都垫底

[02:05.786]我就是游戏区最丢人的

[02:07.040]菜鸡

[02:08.296]生活 游戏 科技 美妆

[02:09.799]哪里都能发光

[02:10.803]观众看着我的视频下饭

[02:12.055]边吃边说真香

[02:13.309]做视频的速度快的

[02:14.562]就像喝汤

[02:15.565]不要叫我

[02:16.318]小猩猩

[02:16.819]叫我

[02:17.321]MR.KINGKONG

[02:18.575]相机 麦克 开机 拍摄

[02:20.330]来的路上三个vlog

[02:22.335]我都不嫌多

[02:23.087]吃播 开箱 化妆 直播

[02:25.094]回家路上这些内容我都不错过

[02:27.600]猩猩哥 有点沉

[02:28.604]憨憨长相没灵魂

[02:30.139]单眼皮 厚嘴唇

[02:31.644]长得像个元谋人

[02:32.898]如果要惹我我就

[02:34.403]敞开大门

[02:35.405]不要跳

[02:36.408]我家狗会

[02:36.909]咬烂你的大臀

[02:37.911]我从大海出生

[02:39.163]手里抓着三十八的大虾

[02:40.210]每天八只嘴里吧唧

[02:41.714]营养过剩我才头大

[02:43.221]每天晒着日光浴

[02:44.725]墨镜都给我晒绿

[02:45.978]皮肤黝黑都是太阳烙下的

[02:47.231]荣誉

[02:48.486]我天天原浆不离口

[02:49.997]青岛啤酒 我的朋友

[02:51.499]是朋友见面就得喝一口

[02:53.006]所以我没有朋友

[02:55.509]朋友见到我的酒量

[02:56.763]就 会 发 抖

[02:57.409]你喝了吗

[02:58.161]At me

[02:58.412]please

[02:58.663]baby

[02:58.914]honey

[02:59.416]仔细看我到底是否真的

[03:01.171]表里不一

[03:02.173]人做天看浑身都是

[03:03.175]底气

[03:03.928]除了我赖床

[03:04.680]my baby

[03:05.181]只是我身高一米八一

[03:06.434]头却占了一米七

[03:07.437]每天都把自己给夸

[03:08.942]贼辣 伟大

[03:09.944]LIKE ROCK

[03:10.445]And l don't

[03:10.947]give__about

[03:11.449]害怕

[03:12.201]MAN

[03:12.701]Drop on my beat

[03:13.453]Grab happiness

[03:14.456]抛弃这水逆

[03:15.210]my dear homie

[03:16.213]We both bless u happy

[03:17.968]Welcome to the jungle

[03:20.475]Welcome to the show

[03:22.981]Welcome to the party

[03:25.489]Welcome to the zoo

[03:27.997]Welcome to the jungle

[03:30.254]Welcome to the eden

[03:32.509]Join me with the last dance

[03:35.268]ohhhhhhhhh