[00:02.967]Dearly beloved

[00:04.159]For your entertainment

[00:05.229]It's my pleasure to introduce to you Hell’s latest arrival

[00:08.249]The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor!

[00:11.641]Hello, it’s nice to meet you!

[00:13.852]Can you tell me where I am?

[00:16.109]I don’t know how I got here

[00:18.103]But I think I’m starting to understand.

[00:20.593]I don’t belong among the angels

[00:23.087]And baby that’s just fine with me

[00:25.296]The things I did up there were high school

[00:27.207]But now I’m going for my degree

[00:29.569]Hey

[00:30.271]Sorry but you just got in my way

[00:32.424]I promise honey I can feel your pain

[00:34.763]And maybe I enjoy just a little bit

[00:37.315]Does that make me insane?

[00:39.349]Haven’t been the same since I expired

[00:41.632]Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire

[00:43.847]And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire!

[01:06.389]Wait a minute, do I know you?

[01:09.088]Weren’t you an old pal of mine?

[01:10.958]Departed from us far too early

[01:13.034]But now we’re meeting a second time.

[01:15.563]We used to have such fun together

[01:17.817]And maybe you have what I need

[01:20.032]But first I have one tiny question

[01:22.114]Tell me, do you demons bleed?

[01:26.944]Hey

[01:27.522]Sorry but you just got in my way

[01:29.571]I promise honey I can feel your pain

[01:31.961]And maybe I enjoy just a little bit

[01:34.498]Does that make me insane?

[01:36.431]Haven’t been the same since I expired

[01:38.719]Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire

[01:41.064]And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire

[02:03.670]Hey

[02:04.231]Sorry but you just got in my way

[02:06.087]I promise honey I can feel your pain

[02:08.502]And maybe I enjoy just a little bit

[02:11.043]Does that make me insane?

[02:13.005]Haven’t been the same since I expired

[02:15.231]Doesn’t mean that I plan to retire

[02:17.482]And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire!

[02:22.164]Sorry but you just got in my way

[02:24.516]I promise honey I can feel your pain

[02:27.215]And maybe I enjoy just a little bit

[02:30.267]Does that make me insane?