If you are what you say you are, a superstar

Then have no fear, the camera's here

And the microphones and they wanna know

Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu

Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2

Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue

The world brought me to my knees

What have you brung you?

Did you improve on the design?

Did you do something new?

Well, your name ain't on the guest list

Who brung you?

You, the more famous person you come through

And the ***y lady next to you come to

And then it hit me, standing outside of heaven

Waiting for God to come and get me

I'm too uncouth, unschooled to the rules and two gum shoe

Too much of a newcomer and too uncool

Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well

Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue

Go back whatever you did you undo

Heavy is heaven, the devil on my two tons too

If you are what you say you are, a superstar

Then have no fear, the camera's here

And the microphones and they wanna know

And you better wear your shades

The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage

Down through the basement

Passed the Indian graves where the dinosaurs laid

And out through China nearly misses air liners

Magnified times five this is pointed at the rhymer

Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze

Now that's important to say, 'cause even with all of that

Most of us don't want it to fade

The audience ain't fazed

They are acting