[00:00.000] 作词 : Albert Leung/Dayo Wong

[00:00.855] 作曲 : Mark Lui

[00:01.710]编曲：雷颂德

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[00:07.140]黄：

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[00:08.170]喂喂喂 世界好简单

[00:10.220]但系人类好复杂

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[00:12.230]系咁㗎啦 好出奇啊

[00:14.530]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎

[00:17.300]古：

[00:17.520]神救赎人世 靠笑穴

[00:21.890]能诱惑人笑 要够绝

[00:26.370]人生有什么 好喜悦

[00:30.990]子华说 子华说

[00:34.590]黄：

[00:34.850]喇各位我哋唔系唔负责嘅人

[00:37.110]为咗爸爸妈妈短短一刹那嘅快乐

[00:39.590]我哋负责咗几十年喇

[00:41.410]真系桥到船头自然直啊

[00:43.450]定系船到桥头变林夕啊

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[00:46.140]拉拉链又一日 唔拉拉链又一日

[00:48.960]无人揾你做野

[00:50.390]你咪当自己系伟大嘅艺术家罗

[00:52.080]生勾勾嘅时候

[00:53.850]系唔会得到应有嘅尊重

[00:55.520]我恭喜你

[00:56.560]你仲伟大过伟大嘅艺术家

[00:58.880]死咗都无人尊重啊

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[01:01.350]不过输少当赢啦

[01:03.240]系输净少少都当系赢

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[01:05.810]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低 b

[01:09.870]古：

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[01:10.770]要笑到低脂

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[01:13.140]这世界 被人笑

[01:15.400]令人笑 是头等善事

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[01:22.170]丑不丑 要自知

[01:24.390]当作表演趣剧够睿智

[01:27.900]黄：

[01:28.550]我好钟意返工啊

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[01:31.460]你话唔系鬼上身点讲得出啊

[01:35.360]真系做只猫 做只狗

[01:37.800]做只出位的马仔

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[01:41.010]老板 点解我可以做得咁差

[01:43.050]其实我可以做得差啲㗎

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[01:45.090]出俾你果份唔系粮 系赔偿

[01:47.600]虽然话一千几百 犹如垃圾

[01:49.780]富贵于我如浮云

[01:51.520]但系浮云于我如命根

[01:53.650]我地满身伤痕

[01:54.930]身无分文 之但系 buffet不妨食过分

[01:58.650]出猫岂容你太高分啊

[02:00.520]哎呀返工就睇钟

[02:01.930]今日最希望系听日打风

[02:03.410]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想㗎

[02:05.230]古：

[02:05.550]神救赎人世 靠笑穴

[02:09.630]能诱惑人笑 要够绝

[02:14.050]栋笃笑大家 的死穴

[02:18.480]回水要自嘲 花心血

[02:22.980]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑

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[02:29.000]玩幽默去拯救这众生

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[02:32.290]将苦水 饮到喜悦

[02:36.610]子华说 子华说

[02:40.210]黄：

[02:40.550]喂喂喂 你仲唱

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[02:42.640]失恋唱情歌 即系漏煤气闩窗

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[02:47.080]爱情呢家嘢 你预左唔 OK 你就 OK

[02:49.930]你唔中意我 我憎你

[02:52.110]你中意我 我唔信你

[02:55.060]问世间情为何物

[02:57.020]情侣装系唔怕核突

[02:59.160]初恋之前 小龙女只需要靓

[03:01.970]靓就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔谎靓啊

[03:04.800]个时真系肤浅啊嘛

[03:06.160]喇依加个人成熟咗就知道啊

[03:08.050]原来身材都好重要啊

[03:09.850]一个顶级嘅红颜

[03:11.430]系会带嚟顶唔顺嘅麻烦

[03:13.480]化妆变做乔装 呢啲就叫做公关

[03:16.810]古：

[03:17.000]关公最惨 好孤单 好正经

[03:21.060]不爱玩 没情爱愁烦

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[03:27.940]AB餐 拣正餐 拣野餐

[03:31.170]至少有条件 斗烦

[03:35.340]黄：

[03:35.710]爱情同股票一样

[03:36.890]未入之前会不停咁升

[03:38.640]一但到手 就会掉头咁走

[03:40.980]你仲够胆摆酒

[03:42.390]唔怕嘥咗条鱼 嘥咗只鸡

[03:44.830]同嘥埋只狗

[03:46.130]你爱嘅 你得唔到

[03:48.220]你唔爱嘅 你甩唔到

[03:50.480]男人对爱情最紧要嘅系新鲜

[03:53.110]但系女人最紧张就系保鲜

[03:55.720]你从来都无爱过我

[03:57.870]你对我已经唔系好似以前咁

[04:00.510]唉 夜半诉心声 何需太高清

[04:05.480]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾

[04:07.750]爱讲是没有用的 做啦

[04:11.050]古：

[04:11.370]神救赎人世 靠笑穴

[04:15.200]能诱惑人笑 要够绝

[04:19.700]栋笃笑大家 的死穴

[04:24.140]回水要自嘲 花心血

[04:28.610]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑

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[04:34.780]玩幽默去拯救这众生

[04:37.860]将苦水 饮到喜悦

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[04:42.140]子华说 子华说

[04:49.140]监制：雷颂德

[04:50.140]RAP歌词：黄子华

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