[00:00.00] 作词 : 芝加哥

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 芝加哥

[00:13.36]For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song

[00:16.85]of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband Amos.

[00:23.80]Sometime's I'm right

[00:26.38]Sometime's I'm wrong

[00:28.68]But he doesn't care

[00:31.47]He'll string along

[00:35.35]He loves me so

[00:38.59]That funny honey of mine

[00:46.56]Sometime's I'm down

[00:49.16]Sometime's I'm up

[00:51.49]But he follows 'round

[00:54.15]Like some droopy-eyed pup

[00:57.98]He love me so

[01:01.31]That sunny honey of mine

[01:09.53]He ain't no sheik

[01:11.94]That's no great physique

[01:14.75]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

[01:20.00]Oh, but look at that soul

[01:22.87]I tell you, the whole

[01:25.54]Is a whole lot greater than

[01:28.58]The sum of his parts

[01:34.46]And if you knew him like me

[01:39.82]I know you'd agree

[01:45.40]What if the world

[01:47.50]Slandered my name?

[01:50.20]Why, he'd be right there

[01:52.91]Taking the blame

[01:57.09]He loves me so

[02:00.43]And it all suits me fine

[02:07.18]That sunny, funny, honey

[02:12.09]Hubby of mine

[02:15.23]I mean supposin', just supposin'

[02:17.07]he had violatedher or somethin'...

[02:19.01]you know what I mean...viloated?

[02:20.95]I know what you mean...

[02:21.87]...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.

[02:24.19]It's a good thing I came home from work on time

[02:26.41]He loves me so.I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!

[02:29.46]That funny honey of mine

[02:32.14]Name of deceased... Fred Casely.

[02:34.77]Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?

[02:37.11]My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!

[02:40.32]He gave us ten percent off...

[02:43.10]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

[02:46.80]You told me he was a burglar!

[02:48.09]You mean he was dead when you got home?

[02:50.15]She had him covered with a sheet

[02:51.36]and she's tellin'me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and

[02:54.32]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.

[02:57.41]"Help me, Amos"she says it's my god damn hour of needs

[02:59.89]Now, he shot off his trap

[03:02.45]I can't stand that sap

[03:05.96]Look at him go

[03:08.43]Rattin' on me

[03:10.53]With just one more brain

[03:12.74]What a half-wit he'd be

[03:16.34]If they string me up

[03:18.75]I'll know who Brought the twine

[03:21.56]And I believed her!

[03:25.65]That scummy, crummy

[03:28.70]Dummy hubby of mine!