[00:00.100]策划：SWF_默狼

[00:00.100]后期：黄小仙

[00:00.100]翻译：卡西娜

[00:00.100]弹舌：照明猹

[00:00.457]【狼】There right there

[00:01.684]Look at that tanned, well-tinted skin

[00:03.362]Look at the killer shape he's in

[00:05.207]Look at that slightly stubbly chin

[00:06.798]Oh please, he's gay, totally gay

[00:09.068]【猹】I'm not about to celebrate

[00:10.819]Every trait could indicate

[00:12.618]The totally straight expatriate

[00:14.325]This guy's not gay, I say not gay

[00:16.563]【合】That is the elephant in the room

[00:18.348]Well is it relevant to assume

[00:20.283]That a man who wears perfume

[00:22.039]Is automatically radically fey

[00:23.930]【狼】But look at his coiffed and crispy locks

[00:25.879]【仙】Look at his silk translucent socks

[00:27.707]【猹】There's the eternal paradox

[00:29.704]Look what we're seeing

[00:30.823]【卡】What are we seeing

[00:31.789]【狼】Is he gay

[00:32.820]【仙】Of course he's gay

[00:33.790]【狼】Or European

[00:36.375]【合】Ohhhhhh

[00:42.429]Gay or European

[00:45.074]It's hard to guarantee

[00:47.373]Is he gay or European

[00:50.276]【猹】Well, hey don't look at me

[00:51.906]【仙】You see they bring their boys up different

[00:54.011]In those charming foreign ports

[00:56.004]They play peculiar sports

[00:58.001]【合】In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

[01:00.212]Gay or foreign fella

[01:01.813]The answer could take weeks

[01:03.596]They will say things like "ciao bella"

[01:05.352]While they kiss you on both cheeks

[01:07.152]【狼】Oh please

[01:07.771]【合】Gay or European

[01:09.361]So many shades of gray

[01:11.278]【卡】Depending on the time of day

[01:13.154]The French go either way

[01:14.998]【合】Is he gay or European

[01:17.026]Or

[01:17.312]【狼】There right there

[01:18.746]Look at that condescending smirk

[01:20.605]Seen it on every guy at work

[01:22.421]That is a metro hetero jerk

[01:24.209]That guy's not gay, I say no way

[01:26.189]【合】That is the elephant in the room

[01:28.046]Well is it relevant to presume

[01:30.002]That a hottie in that costume

[01:31.861]【卡】Is automatically radically

[01:33.520]【狼】Ironically chronically

[01:34.475]【仙】Certainly pertinently

[01:35.368]【猹】Genetically medically

[01:36.395]【合】GAY

[01:36.868]OFFICIALLY GAY

[01:37.745]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY

[01:39.786]DAMN IT!

[01:40.873]Gay or European

[01:42.355]【狼】So stylish and relaxed

[01:43.929]【合】Is he gay or European

[01:45.970]【猹】I think his chest is waxed

[01:47.709]【仙】But they bring their boys up different there

[01:49.767]It's culturally diverse

[01:51.474]It's not a fashion curse

[01:53.152]【合】If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

[01:55.346]Gay or just exotic

[01:56.981]I still can't crack the code

[01:58.656]【卡】Yet his accent is hypnotic

[02:00.505]But his shoes are pointy toed

[02:02.182]【狼】Huh

[02:02.623]【合】Gay or European

[02:04.263]So many shades of gray

[02:06.111]【狼】But if he turns out straight

[02:07.686]I'm free at eight on Saturday

[02:09.831]【合】Is he gay or European

[02:11.586]Gay or European

[02:12.975]Gay or Euro

[02:14.112]【卡】Wait a minute

[02:15.215]Give me a chance to crack this guy

[02:16.459]I have an idea I'd like to try

[02:18.211]【仙】The floor is yours

[02:19.901]【卡】So Mr. Argitacos

[02:21.899]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam

[02:23.890]Has been going on for

[02:25.082]【狼】2 years

[02:25.855]【卡】And your first name again is

[02:27.292]【狼】Nikos

[02:27.896]【卡】And your boyfriend's name is

[02:29.011]【狼】Carlos

[02:30.816]I'm sorry! I misunderstand

[02:32.236]You say boyfriend

[02:33.146]I thought you say best friend

[02:34.310]Carlos is my best friend

[02:36.547]【猹】You bastard

[02:37.684]You lying bastard

[02:39.752]That's it

[02:40.948]I no cover for you, no more

[02:42.672]Peoples

[02:43.474]I have a big announcement

[02:46.333]This man is gay and European

[02:48.966]【合】Wow

[02:49.268]【猹】And neither is disgrace

[02:50.777]【合】Oh

[02:51.128]【猹】You've got to stop your being

[02:52.158]A completely closet case

[02:54.107]【合】Nope

[02:54.541]【猹】It's me, not her he's seeing

[02:56.119]No matter what he say

[02:57.947]I swear he never ever ever

[02:59.883]Swing the other way

[03:01.716]You are so gay

[03:02.483]You big parfait

[03:03.300]You flaming boy band cabaret

[03:05.100]【狼】I'm straight

[03:05.765]【猹】You were not yesterday

[03:07.338]So if I may, I'm proud to say

[03:10.258]He's gay

[03:11.030]【合】And European

[03:11.948]【猹】He's gay

[03:12.705]【合】And European

[03:13.615]【猹】He's gay

[03:14.418]【合】And European and gay

[03:17.666]【狼】Fine okay I'm gay

[03:18.953]【合】Hooray