[00:00.00] 作词 : D-MIX

[00:00.33] 作曲 : D-MIX

[00:00.67]MY ****

[00:08.44]编曲:N.M.G

[00:13.53]Art by SiBon

[00:17.91]Mix by JD

[00:20.69]SiBon:

[00:20.86]YoYo 喂

[00:21.84]喂 你现在躲在哪呢

[00:23.75]今天发现厕所全部都给堵了

[00:26.11]Yo

[00:26.49]还有放的两瓶洁厕灵突然也不见了

[00:28.85]快说是不是早上你给兑着可乐喝了

[00:31.30]别在意

[00:31.96]讲道理

[00:32.57]泼冷水

[00:33.16]还回去

[00:33.88]我也不会怪你犯错之后逃逸

[00:36.11]Yo

[00:36.44]还年轻有实力总想给人出其不意

[00:38.91]但我还在默默的关注着你的看到忘恩负义

[00:41.47]我是管道疏通之后改到汽车维修

[00:44.05]专治疑难杂症谁堵让谁立刻畅通

[00:46.62]然后一泻千里

[00:47.77]也根本忘不到头

[00:49.13]我才是神通广大

[00:50.33]你才是自甘平庸

[00:51.82]所有结果都已注定不要东藏西躲

[00:54.27]我有十足的军火库

[00:55.43]bangbang 全力开火

[00:56.52]结果

[00:57.23]没有结果都是时空的平行交错

[00:59.37]结束这场危险的飞行改为低空降落

[01:01.99]Hook:

[01:02.15]Oh my biach

[01:03.35]Wheres my ****

[01:04.62]Oh my biach

[01:05.87]Wheres my ****

[01:07.14]Oh my biach

[01:08.45]Wheres my ****

[01:09.65]Oh my biach

[01:10.96]Wheres my ****

[01:12.19]re

[01:22.05]JD:

[01:22.31]i am burnning some ******** ***** you gonna Never see me

[01:24.61]你就是我排出体外钙镁钾磷堆的垃圾

[01:27.19]hello gentleman or lady

[01:28.66]想要新的空气

[01:29.81]ok baby

[01:30.19]全部都给你

[01:30.96]闪开你旁边的*****她要放屁

[01:33.25]味够大

[01:34.30]肚子里所有的垃圾都送给马桶

[01:36.16]他说清理马桶不用他因为他有菲佣

[01:37.91]都怪我

[01:38.57]他在听我的歌

[01:39.60]谁叫我的punch like a bomb

[01:41.46]还看他捡他掉落的iphone

[01:42.94]所以他hate me

[01:43.75]恭喜他成为我的

[01:44.69]S H I T

[01:45.90]每天都见到他地点也不变在我家一楼5平米的WC

[01:48.96]体积So B I G

[01:50.16]害的我总便秘

[01:51.30]我拜托你别找我现在我双腿都已麻痹

[01:53.38]这个动作频率也不高但也基本在everyday

[01:55.68]用排出他的时间都可以写张新的mixtape

[01:57.87]觉得特别烦

[01:58.91]每天我对付他的时间都不短

[02:00.56]其实我更好奇你和我是否一样在马桶上的时间都不赶

[02:03.88]Hook:

[02:04.06]Oh my biach

[02:05.26]Wheres my ****

[02:06.51]Oh my biach

[02:07.78]Wheres my ****

[02:09.03]Oh my biach

[02:10.34]Wheres my ****

[02:11.60]Oh my biach

[02:12.92]Wheres my ****

[02:22.98]NewManG:

[02:23.92]四只生蚝

[02:24.68]两粒槟榔

[02:25.28]三罐冰镇基佬王

[02:26.54]醒来已是中午只想消除肿大的膀胱

[02:29.11]这种感觉很奇妙

[02:30.42]专业术语是憋尿

[02:31.62]谁知屁股也想吐我只好转身扶墙靠

[02:34.25]屋外有人敲门 可现在站不起身

[02:36.55]体内的洪荒之力终于能够释放库存

[02:39.34]小腹.坠胀.像是.做了.手术.来了大姨妈

[02:41.80]戴着.防毒.面具.释放.气体.赛过吸哒嘛

[02:44.38]坐在白色光环上 所有烂事都先放

[02:46.89]一泻千里的壮观场面内心无比的舒畅

[02:49.35]此时就憋来谈生意谈合作谈你想说的话

[02:52.03]我能告诉你的就一句：

[02:53.61]等我拉完这一趴

[02:55.04]wheres my **** 它被冲走进了下水道

[02:57.50]wheres my **** 就算NASA来了也找不到

[03:00.07]wheres my haters 它被冲走进了下水道

[03:02.58]wheres my haters 就算NASA来了也找不到

[03:05.46]（巨臭的一个屁）

[03:09.81]Wheres my ****

[03:12.54]Wheres my ****

[03:15.06]Wheres my ****

[03:17.69]Wheres my ****

[03:18.86]Oh my biach

[03:20.17]Wheres my ****

[03:21.48]Oh my biach

[03:22.79]Wheres my ****

[03:24.00]Oh my biach

[03:25.31]Wheres my ****

[03:26.56]Oh my biach

[03:27.98]Wheres my ****

[03:29.08]（冲水声）....

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