[00:00.00] 作词 : EddieYoung

[00:01.00] 作曲 : NeeN\烛鷷大魔王

[00:02.65]作曲：EddieYoung

[00:05.65]作词：EddieYoung

[00:08.93]编曲：NeeN\烛鷷大魔王

[00:10.33]混音：EddieYoung

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[00:17.26]幺鸡要不要得起嘛

[00:19.15]老子大对带根儿

[00:21.05]麻将打不打的来嘛

[00:22.75]你督哥还在这儿

[00:24.62]下班来不来得到嘛

[00:26.46]我带你去逮猫儿

[00:28.20]炸弹要不要得起嘛

[00:30.07]摸到双王哦嚯儿

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[00:31.96]都说小赌怡情大赌伤身

[00:33.63]斗个地主还搞得天下三分

[00:35.43]打个麻将何必又那么认真

[00:37.07]摸到同花顺你还欲火焚身

[00:39.01]我劝平常跟我好的朋友些

[00:40.73]不要跟我亮出你嘞绣花针

[00:42.47]我们打牌不是打游戏机

[00:44.29]不要学瓜p一样老板上分

[00:46.28]美女些学生党在我屋头搓麻将

[00:49.93]开豪车去香港澳门赌场点大将

[00:53.56]清一色十三幺钻石项链颈颔上

[00:57.00]faker快爬你娃不要跟我讲说唱

[01:00.78]说唱不是打麻将去超市买辣酱

[01:04.36]你不要跟我紧到唱老子rm有四个杠

[01:08.05]十八罗汉很爽（很爽很爽）

[01:11.59]八十八番很港（很港很港）

[01:15.17]回成都开个工厂（工厂工厂）

[01:18.43]再给你一点儿打赏（打赏打赏）

[01:22.52]美女抱到你的床上

[01:26.04]回了屋头我们再凑一桌麻将

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[01:29.57]幺鸡要不要得起嘛

[01:32.07]老子大对带根儿

[01:33.35]麻将打不打的来嘛

[01:35.15]你督哥还在这儿

[01:36.89]下班来不来得到嘛

[01:38.68]我带你去逮猫儿

[01:40.49]炸弹要不要得起嘛

[01:42.30]摸到双王哦嚯儿

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[01:44.12]有些人 还在想 责任哪个担当

[01:47.76]二百五 三千六 打牌穿个西装

[01:50.05]听上家 截下家 麻烦留点儿汤汤

[01:54.98]快点儿来 买个马 你爸我买光光

[01:58.67]光光嘞牌你不要去动

[02:00.11]我嘞牌你也不要去碰

[02:02.26]惹毛了下家打得你痛

[02:04.23]你会像老鼠打个地洞

[02:05.82]想打就打不管有没的空

[02:07.87]喊我等到你到底有没的碰

[02:09.52]你娃技术撇就加油的送

[02:11.12]钱都没得你还想不想gong

[02:13.18]点了杠自摸叫杠上花

[02:16.76]赢了钱美女跟到回我家

[02:20.26]查到假叫哈怕要遭阿鲁巴

[02:24.01]整到金钓就去泰国洗桑拿

[02:27.60]天胡日子过的像是唐老鸭

[02:31.18]p胡还是够我吃顿小龙虾

[02:35.04]那个妹儿穿的像是黑丝袜

[02:38.42]回了我家不干啥子就是啪啪啪

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[02:42.16]幺鸡要不要得起嘛

[02:45.26]老子大对带根儿

[02:47.75]麻将打不打的来嘛

[02:48.94]你督哥还在这儿

[02:49.44]下班来不来得到嘛

[02:51.08]我带你去逮猫儿

[02:52.95]炸弹要不要得起嘛

[02:54.79]摸到双王哦嚯儿

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[02:56.79]Oh **** my girl doesn't want to go to anywhere she wants to play Majiang

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[03:00.13]When I called her my home yesterday she said no she's playing majiang

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[03:03.51]You don't know what everybody's doing here I told you they're playing majiang

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[03:06.75]I told you not everybody like your game because they play majiang

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[03:10.95]Pretty girl hiphop girl every girl majiang

[03:14.56]Tea house live house every house majiang

[03:18.25]Workday holiday everyday majiang

[03:21.50]Everyday girls in my house playing majiang

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[03:25.08]Playing majiang is what I want

[03:26.88]Trible six is China song

[03:28.98]You can never beat China ping pong

[03:31.17]With your fXXking silly BB gun

[03:32.65]Fight people with one inch punch

[03:34.34]This is a funny pun

[03:36.23] your sight only one inch long

[03:37.83]Playing majiang is so much fun

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[03:39.98]讲几句英文还是有点儿港

[03:41.72]在打两盘麻将哈怕也很爽

[03:43.55]二娃你不要学别个哈起胀

[03:45.15]免得要吃三块钱嘞麻辣烫

[03:47.29]老司机些麻烦给我快点儿上

[03:50.93]茶馆儿等到我们一起打麻将

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[03:54.61]幺鸡要不要得起嘛

[03:58.15]老子大对带根儿

[04:01.34]麻将打不打的来嘛

[04:01.69]你督哥还在这儿

[04:02.58]下班来不来得到嘛

[04:03.53]我带你去逮猫儿

[04:05.32]炸弹要不要得起嘛

[04:06.96]摸到双王哦嚯儿

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[04:09.00]幺鸡要不要得起嘛

[04:10.70]老子大对带根儿

[04:12.54]麻将打不打的来嘛

[04:14.34]你督哥还在这儿

[04:16.33]下班来不来得到嘛

[04:18.02]我带你去逮猫儿

[04:19.71]炸弹要不要得起嘛

[04:21.56]摸到双王哦嚯儿