[00:22.212] 这手机设计系最 update

[00:26.110] 睇真部手机佢仲系收音机

[00:30.000] 嗱呢部手机其实系架相机

[00:33.800] 打开部手机里面有扩音器

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[00:46.160] 潮人追款斗新奇

[00:49.190] 用了半世积蓄买呢部手机

[00:53.710] 连随打开本 Monday 吓

[00:57.030] 部嘢话咁快就已经 outdate

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[01:01.480] 咁快变世界系痴线

[01:03.420] 咁贵买系咪晓飞天

[01:05.290] 圣诞买部手机点用到新年

[01:09.070] 无理过正货定水货

[01:11.000] 斗快买新机一到

[01:12.930] 碌卡买番个打比边个

[01:18.910] 喂 揾边位呀

[01:20.350] 这 iPhone 无掣揿好阴公睇啱部

[01:24.560] Gphone 发现我唔识用

[01:27.530] 咁多部 smartphone 唔食饭储钱供

[01:31.400] 最好系 Samsung 买电视有得送

[01:35.850] 着西装就要用 PDA

[01:39.160] 咁我做咕哩系咪用国产机

[01:42.920] 总之着校服就记住要较震机

[01:46.720] 一北上大陆部机要有变声器

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[01:59.210] 仲未开工已经要做嘢

[02:02.820] 问嘢揾嘢 email 系咁 check

[02:06.650] 明明收工去饮嘢又要上网

[02:11.440] 揾个客 whatsapp

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[02:14.290] 晚晚发恶梦电话响熄手机

[02:17.120] 有事就糟殃

[02:18.240] 女友半夜找不到我会失常

[02:22.060] 细细个我无电话㖞 无老细骚扰到我

[02:25.860] 非诚勿扰我

[02:29.280] 这手机女士用会丰胸

[02:32.880] 有呢部手机男士会好威风

[02:36.670] 最好有手机清晒我嘅 grant loan

[02:40.460] 可否有手机医好我腰骨痛

[02:44.630] 有无手机会令我放轻松

[02:48.100] 揾紧部手机可以令我失踪

[02:52.080] 当我耳边风费事再去沟通

[02:55.820] 放低部 iPhone 同老婆去西贡