[00:04.59]人说福无双至祸不单行

[00:08.91]想着心肝凝啊心肝凝

[00:12.39]若要说我人坏运

[00:14.83]无人比我恰招瘟

[00:17.20]初出洞门赌意志啊

[00:19.94]若无成功不返去

[00:22.45]堂堂踏入大都市

[00:24.74]掠做头路满满是

[00:27.15]谁知一找十外工

[00:29.69]白白浪费找无空喔

[00:36.81]该在登着阮阿姨

[00:39.36]伊叔公的丈人甲我喊

[00:42.93]介绍我去运送店

[00:45.34]薪水多少我无嫌

[00:48.18]不过头家人太咸

[00:50.56]又搁归日碎碎念ㄚ碎碎念

[00:58.83]透早呀念到一半眠

[01:02.30]干担气嘛气半死

[01:04.59]一时恼到袂忍耐

[01:06.93]惨惨我跳出来

[01:13.28]了后呀走去做小工

[01:16.72]甘愿屈首做粗重

[01:19.11]无疑做没一礼拜

[01:21.46]头家看我汉草坏

[01:23.58]叫我明天不要来

[01:30.59]这款工作真无保哦

[01:33.35]煞落去餐厅做跑桌

[01:35.69]去碰到一个龟龟鳖鳖

[01:38.26]伊拢不讲说要什咪

[01:40.49]甘担给我直直站

[01:43.50]我站半天不出声

[01:45.57]看到怨叹起怨搓

[01:47.91]彼个人客敢是哑巴

[01:50.24]甲伊比手甲偎刀

[01:52.85]伊煞甲我绞搁甲我草

[01:56.10]说我无礼貌

[01:57.92]去甲头家投甲投

[02:04.74]害我头路煞乌有

[02:07.80]看破工厂做黑手

[02:09.87]彼个黑手师傅人介好

[02:12.36]声声句句给我呵咾

[02:14.78]伊说我呀人老实搁认真

[02:18.44]我听着心头轻

[02:20.37]按算这次赞

[02:22.19]头路一定安

[02:24.21]无疑工厂煞破产煞破产

[02:27.73]想着人着懒

[02:34.14]为着要快活好讨食

[02:36.79]保养厂学彼罗修理车

[02:39.25]活板仔套头袂晓举

[02:41.98]螺丝那转车溜也行

[02:44.34]压一个险死痒痒旋

[02:46.65]头家监督站高高

[02:49.21]无甲我安慰搁甲我喧

[02:51.52]受这罗委屈兼含冤

[02:54.10]我还袂开嘴甲伊辞

[02:56.41]伊着叫我返去吃鱿鱼哦

[03:03.51]煞落去甲人学司公

[03:06.33]司公帽仔着甲戴

[03:08.89]鞋子杉裤着甲穿

[03:11.14]铃铛啊着甲铃铃弄弄

[03:15.81]咒语念袂通

[03:18.20]牛角是吹无风

[03:20.84]咒语念袂来

[03:22.95]归去唱那条刘福助的落下骸

[03:28.10]无疑庙公气到嘴歪歪

[03:31.39]目眉搁倒头栽

[03:33.20]扫帚给我扫出来

[03:40.21]做来做来拢吃亏

[03:43.10]煞落去剃头做斜理

[03:45.52]斜理叫我甲烧山兼落龙

[03:49.60]落龙袂落龙

[03:50.97]目眉甲人剃一边

[03:53.37]人客啊骂我这酷刑

[03:56.53]我着好嘴给求情

[03:58.76]叫我头鬃甲他吹乎伊干

[04:00.86]我甲吹到臭火干

[04:03.42]人客生气请搁辞

[04:05.59]我就存了的无爱甲提钱

[04:08.65]人客是笑嘻嘻

[04:10.68]头壳摸摸的走出去

[04:13.21]才知头鬃剃甲存二支

[04:17.28]理发厅长直摇头

[04:19.81]说我人无效

[04:21.82]一声叫我走

[04:23.48]我想着强要哭强要哭

[04:31.78]每样我搁做不成

[04:34.45]气到走去驶计程

[04:36.91]驶计程要识路草

[04:39.50]人客说要去大桥头

[04:41.78]我给驶去到北投

[04:44.22]人叫我要去迪化街

[04:46.69]我给他驶去外双溪

[04:49.18]想到驶车也不软

[04:51.81]看破敢着来去返

[04:58.45]愈越也心愈忧

[05:01.64]自按尼去甲人学打手

[05:03.94]是要演彼罗电视剧

[05:06.42]要做打手搁人软弱

[05:08.93]录影开始打倒爬不起

[05:11.23]昏倒半小时

[05:12.84]制作人着了晕倒医药钱

[05:15.40]导演先算搁袂合台

[05:17.97]叫我返去补养再搁来

[05:21.27]想得啊脸就黑

[05:23.42]看破返来去吃彼罗番薯块

[05:28.50]返来去吃彼罗番薯块