We like to chat about the dresses we will wear tonight

We chew the fat about our tresses and the neighbor's fight

Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know

Become essential things that women find so apropos

But that's a dame

We're all the same

It's just a game

They call it girl talk

Girl talk

We all meow about the ups and downs of all our friends

The who, the how, the why, we dish the dirt, it never ends

The weaker ***, the speaker ***, you mortal males behold

But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

It's all been planned

So take my hand

Please understand

The sweetest girl talk

Talks of you