[00:00.00] 作词 : 软硬天师

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 黄沾/C. Y. Kong

[00:20.20]听住呢首歌 要跟住一齐唱

[00:23.04]呢个世界好鬼怪变得太快你话点解

[00:26.50]将旧歌词填上新词

[00:28.42]扮晒新奇士

[00:29.65]又唔系正贷仲博命播

[00:31.58]总之乜旧歌都播＂播啊!＂

[00:33.36]几十岁扮kid连走音都话fit

[00:35.96]求祈有百搭fans支持

[00:38.22]连sit都变hit

[00:39.42]日日也如是都系得一个闷字

[00:42.50]把几火熄完收音机再打爆个电视机

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[01:00.20]唱歌要身材好

[01:01.53]要跳舞跳唔到

[01:03.16]劈石飞车喷火吞刀做慈善骚

[01:06.43]台底有盘数

[01:08.30]要出镜率够高

[01:13.11]斟茶灌酒鱼翅朗口最紧要大富豪

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[01:18.25]唱得好都唔卖

[01:19.77]唔识唱又出到街

[01:21.10]翻版正歌斗抄得快

[01:22.93]系创作既就徙晒

[01:24.75]填得好又得个桔

[01:26.22]乱甘填反而仲得

[01:27.66]remix乜乜物物乱甘dub

[01:29.51]都唔知似乜

[01:31.52]健康形象好

[01:32.97]巨食烟扮环保

[01:34.76]要夹口形夹唔到最怕唱mmo

[01:37.96]要发誓唔结婚

[01:39.52]最好未失身

[01:40.96]究竟D大红人

[01:42.71]系假定系真

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[01:57.96]白金升降lift

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[02:05.62]要笑到哈哈哈

[02:07.29]直逼白金数乱报销量好高真系高＂靠煲＂

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[02:44.15]你红当系宝唔红变杂草

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[02:50.26]所有大路小路歌照唱戏照做

[02:53.54]究竟进步定退步

[02:55.53]＂总之好过无＂

[02:58.27]L.O.V.E LOVE

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