[00:00.00] 作词 : 周耀辉

[00:01.00] 作曲 : Chaman

[00:02.00] 编曲 : 苏德华

[00:20.20]小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"

[00:24.80]皆因我左手个处 天生黑斑一大块

[00:28.93]SO黑色我好中意 逢亲好天我就去晒

[00:33.55]黑色我好中意 凡黑色东西我就买晒

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[00:47.81]小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"

[00:52.18]屋企黑迷萌好愉快 黑色既抬凳仲有

[00:57.12]黑衫沟黑裤 连袋巾都拣到FIT晒

[01:01.70]晚黑煮黑米 日头刻苦工作又够快

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[01:16.00]小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"

[01:20.30]点知个头睇住架黑色TV播旧戏

[01:24.80]有紧急消息呀 话"禁晒个D BLACK COLOUR"

[01:29.45]哗!甘样点好呀 我点都要见下巨架

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[01:43.54]小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"

[01:47.97]家阵有左新律法 可否讲解下TELL ME WHY

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[03:57.95][03:00.00][02:01.27]巨即刻甘等 "我讲乜你就要听

[04:00.92][03:02.55][02:04.46]嘈嘈闭擗你入BLACK LIST

[04:03.02][03:04.85][02:06.93]再扎扎跳就BLACK OUT

[04:05.59][03:07.18][02:09.24]求其温你入BLACK PRISON

[04:08.08]仲黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意青色呀

[04:12.45]黑色呀拿 朕偏偏钟意紫色呀

[04:17.07]仲讲呀你

[04:18.41]仲讲呀你

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[03:09.73][02:11.53]仲黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意青色呀

[03:13.80][02:16.12]黑色呀拿 我偏偏钟意紫色呀

[03:18.68][02:20.68]系唔准你呀

[03:20.38][02:22.13]唔准你呀

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[02:32.36]小生个名叫裕快 D街坊通称"小黑怪"

[02:36.92]终于走番去求巨 好鬼低声兼下气

[02:41.55]我旧阵娶左个黑妹妹 翻去做老伴

[02:46.26]我俩天生好登对 郎情妾意甘就破碎呀

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[03:29.60]唉 鬼叫巨把叫大晒 死死气翻去改过

[03:35.41]将黑色既家私换晒 连水泥佬都即刻CALL晒

[03:39.98]黎将屋企通处黑迷萌搞到白晒晒

[03:44.56]但漆油D臭味 闻到我作呕兼泪满眼

[04:28.72]小生个名叫裕快 不涝通称"小黑怪"

[04:33.34]呢排觉得好古怪 街坊把口好似换过晒....

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