"(I want my MTV)

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it

You play the guitar on the M.T.V.

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and chicks for free.

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb.

We gotta install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color T.V.'s.

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up

Yeah buddy that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire.

We gotta install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color T.V.'s.

We gotta install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color T.V.'s.

I shoulda learned to play the guitar

I shoulda learned to play them drums

Look at that mama she got it stickin' in the camera

Man we could have some fun

And he's up there, what's that?

Hawaiian noises?

Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free.

We gotta install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries

We gotta move these refrigerators we gotta move these color T.V.'s.

Listen here

Now that ain't workin' that's the way to do it

Play the guitar on the M.T.V.

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it

Money for nothin' and chicks for free.

(Get your) Money for nothin' chicks for free

Money for nothin' chicks for free

Money for nothin' chicks for free

Money for nothin' chicks for free

Money for nothin' chicks for free

Money for nothin' chicks for free

(I want my, I want my MTV)

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