[00:00.00] 作词 : 农夫

[00:01.00] 作曲 : DJ TOMMY

[00:11.56]农夫系你老死

[00:14.58]试o下返去问o下你阿爸

[00:16.35]问o下你阿妈

[00:17.61]全家都话农夫呱啦啦啦啦啦

[00:20.56]我好细个就好想问o下我妈妈

[00:22.64]点解普遍人都讨厌赞美人o地全家

[00:25.11]反而侮辱o既说话一讲就大把

[00:27.71]要佢开口讲声多谢佢话 「你无o野呀嘛?」

[00:31.56]我o地中华民族中国大陆 十二亿o既人民

[00:35.16]点解无晒礼义之邦o既精神

[00:37.60]点解去到外国反而有人

[00:40.08]会对住你微笑 对你"沙lum"

[00:42.86]对住洋紫荆花我问

[00:45.87]我o地 可唔可以一齐o黎

[00:47.94]俾d勇气 厚d面皮

[00:50.27]讲句 做个老死 ( 驶乜客气 )

[00:53.49]做个老死 ( 驶乜客气 )

[00:56.01]做个老死 ( 总之你o地记住我o地 )

[03:25.26][01:02.05]有甚么不妥

[03:26.89][01:03.90]做一个朋友尽管说

[03:30.41][01:07.31]不需要承诺

[03:31.77][01:08.78]五千年的历史难道还不够

[03:36.66][01:13.70]向前走 你走的每一步我都会在背后

[03:39.37][01:20.80]Yehhh...

[01:21.83]我分分钟都想你好

[01:22.99]我分分钟都想见到你

[01:24.44]每日都开心过

[01:26.19]唔驶分分开开你你我我

[01:28.00]我呢只歌 就系要你知道我o

[01:31.87]点解同人讲声唔该都咁难

[01:33.93]一句唔该做死人又咁闲

[01:36.62]钟意鬼佬唔系唔好

[01:38.20]但系细路见到碧咸 系咪会识行

[01:40.32]你o地有无色盲

[01:41.94]黑色眼珠睇返黄色皮肤o既人就剩系识弹

[01:45.36]永远无话称赞 你睇o下地铁车站

[01:48.36]一对一对一对冷冷o既眼

[01:51.39]好似今次城市永远再不灿烂

[01:53.64]点解个个都习惯咁冷淡

[01:56.15]点解个town个个都咁down

[01:58.55]我同人"查"过手 做个friend系 (傻o既)

[02:01.08]我对住呢一代讲o下爱系 (扮o野)

[02:03.55]太恐怖你日日对但部电脑

[02:06.06]搵唔到人倾诉

[02:09.54]记住仲有农夫o系度

[02:12.73]各位乡亲老友你驶乜怕羞

[02:15.09]举高两只手再扭扭你个萝柚

[02:17.79]Let me see你点点头

[02:20.09]我话one two three你就拍拍拍拍

[02:22.90]one two three

[02:25.21]one two three

[02:27.82]one two three

[02:32.98]我细细个谂已经独到又精湛

[02:35.51]系咁谂点解d人毒辣又冰冷

[02:38.05]唔出声我o地以前叫 "鼓起个腮"

[02:40.61]而家靓妹反而要 "cool d oY再"

[02:43.12]系咪新年代 定系一代不如一代

[02:45.67]无几耐 憎恨就会代替o左爱

[02:48.19]搞到个社会风气 靓仔都自私到死

[02:51.13]唔过o黎凶你 就惊好似泄o左道气

[02:53.74]一大炸油鸡卤味抛过o黎

[02:55.79]你系咪好肚饿o者

[02:57.90]点解唔讲句 做个老死oY

[03:01.18]做个老死