[00:30.590]丛林古城堡地穴下

[00:34.036]到处都有邪恶势力蹦跶

[00:37.444]人们为了打倒臭鱼烂虾

[00:40.851]唆使勇者们竞相讨伐

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[00:44.377]无论你选2P或单打

[00:47.570]踩的是乌龟还是吐小火花

[00:51.009]都得安排部下陪你耍

[00:54.275]入职多少代都没假

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[00:58.012]上上下下左右左右秘籍给一沓

[01:01.372]动作太烂再多的命该挂还得挂

[01:04.733]早就看破一切的我蛋定吃个瓜

[01:08.254]谁叫我是老大不到最后不出马

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[01:25.566]开场的安排土到渣

[01:28.806]公主不是被拐就被绑架

[01:32.245]最多再闪几秒过场动画

[01:35.727]然后我就成了背锅侠

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[01:39.219]无论你想姓马或姓啥

[01:42.533]对资深社员而言都没有差

[01:45.927]我的野心是安心宅家

[01:49.010]别一回回尽找我茬

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[01:52.952]上上下下左右左右秘籍给一沓

[01:56.443]动作太烂再多的命该挂还得挂

[01:59.680]早就看破一切的我蛋定吃个瓜

[02:03.056]谁叫我是老大不到最后不出马

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[02:06.758]今天扮演沙罗曼蛇明天大库巴

[02:09.966]日复一日活在反复循环的关卡

[02:13.343]你想耍帅我就勉为其难动几下

[02:16.754]谁叫我是反派BOSS衬托你伟大

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[02:20.351]编曲：慕云凌风

[02:20.626]混音：疯小漠

[02:21.065]海报：徒夫

[02:21.393]制作人：王富贵

[02:21.663]出品：杂货铺工作室

[02:21.909]监制：金晓燕

[02:22.126]文案：闫倩莹

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