[00:00.000] 作词 : Ghost Digga/Pork Don/PUOS

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[00:04.127]Produced by Daaikylyn

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[00:06.799]Ghost Digga:

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[00:11.791]一二三四五个，门外排了长队

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[00:14.663]自从调整配方，顾客已经翻倍

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[00:17.495]原来寥寥几位，都说我的菜反胃

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[00:20.663]吃霸王餐不给钱还砸了我的碗柜

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[00:23.535]尝试换了调味，刺激你们的味蕾

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[00:26.479]居然把我做的菜的照片传到北美

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[00:29.439]下面留言评价都是说太到位

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[00:32.255]找我加盟连锁，只能先说收费

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[00:35.431]节目采访我说祖传秘方从不外传

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[00:38.367]只能告诉你们第一步请牢记再三

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[00:41.319]往锅里面倒凉水，别倒的太满

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[00:44.087]斜下四十五度角，注意也别太慢~~~

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[00:48.608]Pork Don:

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[00:49.968]大家好，我是锅包肉

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[00:51.720]这两天发生了一次非常不愉快的就餐经历

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[00:54.744]在这儿说给你们听

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[00:57.630]嘿，嘿，今天家里的肉正好吃完

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[01:01.935]出门迪点儿盘顺便准备吃个晚饭

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[01:05.143]走进这家店，准备充满我的胃

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[01:07.951]却看到刘仪伟，正往锅里浇水

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[01:10.975]定睛一看，原来不是一个人

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[01:13.975]这个老板秃头还有好多纹身

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[01:16.951]老板，我要锅包肉和石锅拌饭

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[01:19.711]吃完之后还要回家欣赏劲盘

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[01:22.887]等了一小时还没开始上菜

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[01:25.807]老板做了好几遍还是感觉不太痛快

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[01:28.885]一个菜要做五份选最好的来

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[01:31.677]妈妈，我感觉他在瞎掰

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[01:34.821]锅包肉做的好像糖醋里脊

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[01:37.549]石锅饭除了鸡蛋还有鸡蛋皮

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[01:40.533]但我觉得还是先要填饱肚皮

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[01:43.357]谁知几口下肚马上就要窜稀

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[01:46.437]掀开马桶里面竟然有个西瓜

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[01:49.501]老板说节能冰镇非常好吃哒

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[01:52.573]我流下眼泪今天必须好好说

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[01:55.173]不然老子吃石锅拌饭，你吃石锅

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[01:58.469]Ghost Digga:

[01:59.437](诶，诶，诶，停一下，停一下，我得说几句啊)

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[02:03.503]嘿，我的兄弟，你说的有点太多

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[02:07.311]我倒进去的凉水他们一样在喝

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[02:10.015]拜托，你不也一样，一定是太渴

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[02:13.247]请别在我门口喧哗，就是店大宰客

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[02:16.175]你没有 freestyle 还敢在这 diss 一道

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[02:19.080]勇气确实可嘉，着实出乎意料

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[02:21.879]我看你有纹身，是不是不敢洗澡

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[02:25.167]怕贴的不结实，一搓就被洗掉

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[02:27.815]你点的锅包肉，我就是不太会做

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[02:30.991]做的就是糖醋里脊，你说的没错

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[02:33.815]你手里拿的打口 CD 穿的外贸尾货

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[02:36.679]没钱吃饭，我做好的菜也不能退货

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[02:39.918]请你不要试图在我这里寻衅滋事

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[02:42.750]真心劝你立刻准备一个挨揍姿势

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[02:45.815]如果你有工作，请准备好辞职

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[02:48.975]马就很难再去你的四肢

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[02:51.799]PUOS:

[02:52.255]嘿 你们两个瓜货在这啰嗦撒子

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[02:55.820]老子警车刚刚撞了一部雷克萨斯

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[02:58.884]正赶到火气上 接到举报 这儿有人闹事

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[03:02.204]管你社会超得好凶 今天给我老实

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[03:05.268]纹身的兄弟伙 莫看我普通话撇

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[03:08.164]老子一身正气身轻如燕从来不信邪

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[03:11.044]胖娃儿给我看哈儿 你手里拿的碟

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[03:13.732]如果是黄色 暴力 非法出版 欢迎来到警察局

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[03:16.900]请你们考虑清楚 迅速立即给老子爬开

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[03:19.764]不然我来请

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[03:22.724]老板这份糖醋排骨看倒有点安逸

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[03:25.836]给我弄一份儿来试试 你们最好保持安静

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[03:28.860]音响给我开起

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[03:31.732]一边听歌一边吃肉 生活才有意思

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[03:34.748]我维持正义 每天给你一顿drop the beat

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[03:37.764]只会说川普 川普是美国总统踢你屁儿

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[04:06.917]Pork Don:

[04:08.493]大家好，我是锅包肉

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[04:10.021]后来我和警察叔叔一起吃完了

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[04:12.757]长得像糖醋里脊的糖醋排骨

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[04:14.973]但当我回到家，却发现我买的说唱全都不见了

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[04:19.857]再后来我才知道，这个老板就是传说中的:鬼影迪格。

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