Yeah, them sleepless nights, gonna keep ya up at night

Thinking about food

Yeah, I gotta get some sleep, gotta count them sheep

I'm slipping, here we go

I'm slipping deep

here we go

Coming in all Bruce Lee like...aaaaaaooooooowwwww

1, 2, 3 to the 4

I had a dream I spill my Chinese food on the floor,

I dreamt there was crazy scraps happening in this crazy war

I ain't lying, that's just what I saw

then down to the ground went my jaw,

as I witnessed an onion kick, karate kick through my front door

The fridge flew open

That's when I was hoping

this was a dream cause I'm hardly coping.

The food starts talking and then it starts walking

Doing crazy things ninja style, searching and stalking

Looking for other things to fight

Exciting, yet a little bit frightening

As Sushi parried a knife like lightning from a crazy dragon

That was wandering through my living room trying to consume

The Chow Mein that screamed it was insane from being boxed in a tome

Chopstick fly through the air and I swear, it was real, the real deal for show

I was starting to feel, more surreal

Then before, I'm going mad, that's for sure

Though I must endure to procure, the reality of this madness

That's for sure, punch, kick its all in the mind

The onion said together in time like in rhyme

Watch out for them, noodles and dumplings...

Haha

The egg fried rice tried to play nice, but the sweet and spice took another advice

The Chinese menus started to continue to shout out orders

Our past the boarders of sanity with profanity and bit of vanity

That's all he could see was loosely packed

Troops fighting to be the victor of this war of savagery

Kung Food in effect, with some intellect, ya best respect the full of effect

Because them veg come direct in your intellect, and then you must dissect

I reject to pull that ship madly on your plate where you will see them sadly

But I disagree late at night they come up in your grill with the hype and knife

Their silky smooth, dumplings they want to consume

People's nature they ain't gonna hate you

If you misguide them they might taste you

dumplings are a dangerous thing,

Ninja styles is what they bring,

one thing that I know is true,

I know a couple of dumplings that would do you too. (you know)

don't say another flow,

one thing here in this room like a tomb

like boxed Chinese food 

I'm here to consume the volume.