[00:00.000] 作词 : 司墨尧smile

[00:00.010] 作曲 : 司墨尧smile

[00:00.020] 编曲 : 司墨尧smile

[00:00.030]对话中...

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[00:09.510]单词我只记住了 abandon

[00:11.460]新概念一打开我就犯困

[00:13.890]只要听到 how are you

[00:15.690]肌肉就逼着我说出 fine thank you and you？

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[00:18.660]阅读每个单词都懂就是翻译不出整句话

[00:21.300]左手玩游戏右手词典放不下

[00:23.370]考试蒙的比做的对的多得多得多得多

[00:26.070]如果你是李华遇见妹子你该怎么说？

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[00:28.530]last day I went to the library

[00:30.240]I hit open water（ huala…） she ask me are you ok

[00:32.940]I say yeah yeah yeah you are beautiful what's u name

[00:35.280]she told me sorry sorry where cool where you stay

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[00:38.160]我说我英语口语棒 have two down son

[00:40.500]let the horse come on不服就战

[00:42.810]你说 you see see you one day day的只知道 fun

[00:45.390]英语哪有你想的那么 easy oh friend

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[00:47.250]听力全靠猜阅读全靠呆

[00:49.530]作文全靠拼音翻译全靠瞎掰

[00:51.900]词汇全靠死记硬背完型全靠塞

[00:54.300]语法全靠感觉口语全靠 HI

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[00:56.670]曲全靠节奏词得空耳才能出

[00:59.070]想用电影学英语结果脏话最熟

[01:01.500]那天她把护手霜当成了洗面奶

[01:03.750]还说怎么不起沫呢下回你得悠着买

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[01:06.360]你说来来咱们练习练习口语吧

[01:08.460]结果咱俩一天谁也没说话

[01:10.800]但虽然话少了我感觉也没少挨骂

[01:13.320]因为眼神手势交流默契不在话下

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[01:15.690]地道的寒暄后无尽的尴尬

[01:18.030]五次四级两次六级人都考麻啦

[01:20.460]多少卷子都放在书架上吃灰

[01:22.470]考试我多做几次真题钱花的也不亏

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[01:25.560]单词只记住了 abandon

[01:27.510]新概念一打开我就犯困

[01:29.940]只要听到 how are you

[01:31.740]肌肉就逼着我说出 fine thank you and you？