[00:00.00] 作词 : 赵磊Reger

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 赵磊Reger

[00:03.58]制作：赵磊Reger/武贝

[00:04.77]（未经著作人许可，不得翻唱、翻录或使用）

[00:10.26]独家头条

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[00:12.80]亲爱的观众朋友你们好

[00:15.40]欢迎来到

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[00:17.79]每晚的吃瓜频道绯闻角

[00:20.47]快准备好

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[00:23.27]我方记者前方送来报道

[00:25.78]千万别跑

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[00:28.35]广告后一定更劲爆

[00:30.73]打开手机看看谁又上了头条儿

[00:33.70]要想红的快就得加点儿黑料

[00:36.00]造谣完在辟谣蹭上热度最重要

[00:38.39]反正也没人思考

[00:39.58]无非就是博人一笑

[00:40.98]媒体 网民

[00:42.16]一个逗哏一个捧哏

[00:43.62]本该清澈的眼神

[00:44.80]透露的全是丑闻

[00:46.11]假还是真有人带头儿就有人跟

[00:48.15]看新闻像读阴谋论

[00:49.55]不转不是中国人

[00:51.01]管他是不是实情

[00:52.14]先骂爽了再说

[00:53.48]反正也是匿名

[00:54.78]又轮不到我背黑锅

[00:56.11]出事儿了别找我

[00:57.23]真不是我闯的祸

[00:58.47]凶手只有一个

[00:59.55]起哄的能有什么错

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[01:01.54]我们的生活就是娱乐

[01:03.54]别当真十个头条儿九个都靠喷

[01:06.26]萝卜咸鱼全都放在一个锅里炖

[01:08.81]啃着人血馒头咱一起开个荤

[01:11.33]服务员点菜

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[01:16.21]添油加醋味道好

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[01:21.16]绯闻黑幕一个不能少

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[01:26.49]都红着眼睛发着烧

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[01:31.69]全民吃瓜吃到饱

[01:33.94]媒体侵犯着隐私

[01:35.31]报道失去良知

[01:36.49]百姓身边的实事儿

[01:37.77]却反而不是事实

[01:38.91]都得沾点儿花边儿

[01:40.16]浪费感情又费纸

[01:41.41]这儿刚送进icu 你们就盼着人家死

[01:44.21]是不是看热闹从来不嫌事儿大

[01:46.48]一边朵颐着别人痛苦

[01:47.79]一边说着世风日下

[01:49.19]这儿最不缺的

[01:50.00]就是爱凑热闹的事儿妈

[01:51.74]瞎子看见聋子听哑巴说的鬼话

[01:54.14]独家头条

[01:55.20]到底有多少营养

[01:56.67]谁又在提着人头在网上领赏

[01:59.15]独家头条

[02:00.13]是否被看清了真相

[02:01.67]又有多少流量踩踏在道德之上

[02:04.15]独家头条

[02:05.08]镜头之下谁也无法躲藏

[02:07.04]穿的再厚也会被人肉扒光

[02:09.30]独家头条

[02:10.56]冷静的想一想

[02:11.75]如果是你你会让谁爽帮谁上榜

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[02:16.85]添油加醋味道好

[02:19.37]独家头条

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[02:21.79]绯闻黑幕一个不能少

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[02:26.85]都红着眼睛发着烧

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[02:31.93]全民吃瓜吃到饱

[02:34.63]谁又上头条

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[02:37.58]有钱就能随便炒

[02:39.73]我要看头条

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[02:42.43]不然每天太无聊

[02:44.78]全都是头条

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[02:47.34]反正真相也没那么重要

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[02:49.70]今天要上头条

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[02:52.46]你们一个一个都别想跑

[02:54.67]独家头条

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[02:57.40]添油加醋味道好

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[03:02.20]绯闻黑幕一个不能少

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[03:07.45]都红着眼睛发着烧

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[03:12.62]全民吃瓜吃到饱