[00:00.000] 作词 : 钟逸伦Dylan

[00:00.255] 作曲 : 钟逸伦Dylan/1229

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[00:01.990]Yeah, we’re here

[00:03.980]with the hottest flow

[00:06.270]And the hottest Jian Bing

[00:08.520]Rolling out of bed, Middle Kingdom

[00:10.070]knocking feeling like a drum

[00:11.420]breakfast at the door, Jiao Zi

[00:12.590]last night ordered them

[00:14.080]Wai Mai dude speaking Fang Yan, I’m feeling dumb

[00:16.440]but these days, I’ll never get bored of them

[00:18.930]Because we living here in China

[00:20.260]I’m a

[00:20.720]rhymer

[00:21.380]telling you the story of this setting

[00:23.220]through the eyes of another Wai guo ren

[00:25.680]the ones that came out here they call helmsman

[00:28.680]and now I’m flipping through Tao Bao

[00:29.950]and somehow with the know-how and Zhi Fu Bao

[00:32.730]you can buy anything you want on this website

[00:35.290]and the things you didn't know you wanted til sight

[00:37.630]bottle-opening fidget spinner

[00:39.080]a toaster that makes eggs

[00:40.290]pink trousers for dog legs

[00:41.770]whole collections of clothing with english words that make no sense

[00:45.020]What is Upsoab?

[00:49.110]Is that like a dog leash, but for hamsters? Buying that!

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[00:56.050]Call me crazy

[00:58.770]Call me crazy

[01:00.580]but I came here for something new

[01:05.750]Don’t say maybe

[01:08.150]We don’t say maybe

[01:09.860]We say this, well I can do

[01:15.060]you ask Why China?

[01:17.690]yeah we reply Why not China?

[01:19.990]take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets

[01:23.370]and make it on your own

[01:25.950]you ask Why China?

[01:27.430]yeah we reply Why not China?

[01:29.460]with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat

[01:32.040]I’d be super screwed without my phone

[01:33.660]RAP:

[01:34.110]So now I’m out on the street looking for a few bikes with my friends

[01:36.400]so we can go to our favourite hotpot place right by Dong Zhi Men

[01:39.380]No, we ain’t expats, we ain’t Tu hao，we ain’t got Mercedes Benz

[01:41.020]but yo where’s my Kou Zhao, can’t ride in this pollution

[01:44.750]open Wechat call a Di Di, we be on our way

[01:46.490]chinese friends order food, enough for 40 days

[01:48.810]Tofu with chopsticks is really hard, well that’s okay

[01:51.730]and then they fight to pay

[01:53.040]but we split the bill on we chat

[01:54.350]and I use that app to call a Di Di to go back

[01:57.680]and I don’t even carry cash anymore

[02:00.030]I use my phone to pay

[02:01.110]ding

[02:01.620]is that my door?

[02:02.530]yes my hamster leash is here already

[02:03.970]but I

[02:05.460]I forgot one thing.. I don’t have a hamster

[02:10.120]think I could buy one on Tao Bao?

[02:11.590]Dont think I’m just to cool to do a funny song and I

[02:14.060]I was hoping that you all could sing along and I

[02:16.140]I’ve been thinking after Donald Trump and Brexit

[02:18.840]and the chaos and the mayhem I’ll sit here and sip oolong and I

[02:20.990]dancing with old people dancing in the park and I

[02:23.180]barely understand them, asking /who we are/, reply

[02:25.630]你说什么？我听不懂

[02:30.080]Call me crazy

[02:32.800]Call me crazy

[02:34.530]but I came here for something new

[02:39.560]Don’t say maybe

[02:41.390]We don’t say maybe

[02:43.630]We say this, well I can do

[02:48.960]you ask Why China?

[02:51.410]yeah we reply Why not China?

[02:53.800]take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets

[02:57.100]and make it on your own

[02:58.530]you ask Why China?

[03:00.840]yeah we reply Why not China?

[03:03.230]with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat

[03:05.670]I’d be super screwed without my phone