[00:00.00] 作词 : 江岸

[00:01.00] 作曲 : 50 Ways To Say Goodbye

[00:15.15]情人节下冻雨

[00:18.06]撑着伞的情侣

[00:21.54]和麦记咬吸管的你

[00:28.52]咬到第六根半

[00:31.90]我试着去搭讪

[00:35.30]你说在等一个混蛋

[00:41.72]说已经升级为前男友的他多半：

[00:44.74]舔了北方的栏杆

[00:46.76]去南方避寒

[00:48.97]被袋装薯片里的空气吹成流感

[00:52.10]help me

[00:52.72]help me

[00:53.76]完全停不下来

[00:58.38]在考场上犯了哮喘

[01:00.87]嗑高在酒馆

[01:02.76]也可能在来的路上遇到暴乱

[01:05.80]help me

[01:06.46]help me

[01:07.34]人生皆意外

[01:10.78]简直停不下来

[01:26.80]你问我这样吵

[01:30.24]会不会没礼貌

[01:33.74]满腹坏水无理取闹

[01:40.48]我说哪里不好

[01:43.82]有丰富的大脑

[01:47.34]你说过这么久还不来

[01:53.79]所以你的脑袋忍不住就要充满：

[01:56.78]蜡烛倒在了毛毯

[01:58.98]大水冲上河畔

[02:00.86]入住的酒店里面有少年侦探

[02:03.90]help me

[02:04.61]help me

[02:05.54]完全停不下来

[02:10.20]脱了螺钉的吊扇

[02:12.80]刺住在喉管

[02:14.62]吃没有完全加热的菌饭

[02:17.70]help me

[02:18.56]help me

[02:19.39]人生皆意外

[02:22.70]简直停不下来

[02:38.42]所以我说既然是前男友

[02:41.30]不如今天组队一起走

[02:44.88]love~

[02:48.28]试一天嘛

[02:51.87]你不知道我切开也是黑色的嘛

[02:55.11]情人节失约所以随你前男友他

[02:58.53]舔了北方的栏杆

[03:00.51]去南方避寒

[03:02.59]被袋装薯片里的空气吹成流感

[03:05.95]help me

[03:06.43]help me

[03:07.41]完全停不下来

[03:12.07]在考场上犯了哮喘

[03:14.20]嗑高在酒馆

[03:16.39]也可能在来的路上遇到暴乱

[03:19.45]help me

[03:20.17]help me

[03:21.03]人生皆意外

[03:26.10]蜡烛倒在了毛毯

[03:27.96]大水冲上河畔

[03:30.12]入住的酒店里面有少年侦探

[03:33.12]help me

[03:33.82]help me

[03:34.74]完全停不下来

[03:39.98]脱了螺钉的吊扇

[03:41.46]刺住在喉管

[03:43.74]吃没有完全加热的菌饭

[03:46.82]help me

[03:47.46]help me

[03:48.42]人生皆意外

[03:52.04]组个团来不来